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**drgibson** · 04-20-2006, 01:41 PM

ABBYSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these...

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

stp1971 · 04-20-2006, 01:59 PM

Funny Don!!!!

blackie1491 · 04-20-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by drgibson

ABBYSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these...

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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?
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Was this one signed stp1971??????

**Freakinout** · 04-22-2006, 10:13 AM

Haha, man that one is good.

MagnumForce · 04-22-2006, 10:17 AM

Try imagining what my answers would be if I was asked these questions. Dear Abby is still a much better person than I am.

palanon · 04-22-2006, 10:21 AM

God, I have to stop reading this stuff in the morning. I really am going to blow coffee all over my lap top one day !!

Her mental pause....oh help me...

Atlas68 · 04-22-2006, 11:50 AM

Good laugh Don.

tnichols · 04-22-2006, 11:29 PM

Great stuff! Just proves my therory that people are stupid.

Jonathan · 04-23-2006, 09:23 AM

Good laugh for the morning, when at work.

04-20-2006, 01:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	Dear Abby Rejects ABBYSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these... Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him? Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? Dear Abby, My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause? Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now? __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

04-20-2006, 01:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Funny Don!!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

04-22-2006, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Freakinout Tire Eating Moderator Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: 2001 Suzuki TL1000S Location: Texas Posts: 2,617	Haha, man that one is good. __________________ Freakinout

04-22-2006, 10:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
MagnumForce Throttle Jockey Joined: May 2005 Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i Location: Sitting on the can... duh! Posts: 3,160	Try imagining what my answers would be if I was asked these questions. Dear Abby is still a much better person than I am. __________________ "I love the smell of toner in the morning… it's the smell of victory!" MAJ M, Staff Officer

04-22-2006, 11:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Atlas68 Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 SOLD '05 Anniversary Edition VMax #1878 Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada Posts: 1,728	Good laugh Don. __________________ Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength. SuperTrapp Exhaust

04-22-2006, 10:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
palanon No Significant Other Joined: Apr 2006 Bike: 2003 Bandit 1200S Location: Newmarket, NH Posts: 2,326	God, I have to stop reading this stuff in the morning. I really am going to blow coffee all over my lap top one day !! Her mental pause....oh help me...

04-22-2006, 11:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
tnichols Found second gear by accident Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: 2005 Suzuki S50 Location: Hickory NC Posts: 307	Great stuff! Just proves my therory that people are stupid.

04-23-2006, 09:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jonathan U.B's LoveChild Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: Rescued and being repaired Location: Altamonte Springs, Florida Posts: 1,223	Good laugh for the morning, when at work. __________________ Noticing small changes early, helps you adapt to the bigger changes that are to come. - Anonymous

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