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Old 03-31-2006, 08:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle...
  • Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
  • Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
  • Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
  • That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
  • Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
  • The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
  • 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
  • Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
  • The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle ...
  • You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
Caught Sleeping In Your Office Cubicle

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office cubicle:
  • "It's okay: I'm still billing the client."
  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  • "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
  • "I was working smarter, not harder."
  • "Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper."
  • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
  • "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
  • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
  • "I'm in the management training program."
  • "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
  • "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
  • "Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
  • "Darnn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
  • "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
  • "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
  • "I was cross-training for telecommuting."
  • "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
  • "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."
  • "Geez, I thought you were gone for the day."



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