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sunny · 03-26-2006, 10:01 AM

the boyfriend broke up with me for no reason thursday night and won't talk to me at all now.

i need some SERIOUS cheering up.
so share your funny jokes, your funny links, anything FUNNY. no commiserating with me or any of that, just FUNNY stuff. i want to be able to come to one place here and just laugh.

k?

**Louis** · 03-26-2006, 10:17 AM

oh ... sorry to hear Sunny. He didn't deserve you.

Want me to wear my kilt to cheer you up

sunny · 03-26-2006, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louis

Want me to wear my kilt to cheer you up

PICTURES! I MUST HAVE PICTURES!

i've always wanted a good reason to use that smilie...

**Freakinout** · 03-26-2006, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunny

k?

I wouldn't normally post such material. As its kinda rough.

Quote:

A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the
desert when they had a flat tire on the car. Getting out, the
boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a
cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke.

He told his girlfriend that he would make the cowboy change
the tire and for her just to wait there.

"Hey, parrrrtner," he mocked, "Hows about you get down off of
that horse and come over here and change this tire."

The cowboy continued to roll the smoke and ignored him. "Hey,
craphead, I told you to get over here and change this tire or
I'm going to kick your butt."

The cowboy looked at him and then said, "I'll tell you what,
fella. I'm going to finish my smoke. Then I'm going to get down
off my horse, kick your butt and make you change that tire. Then
while I screw your girlfriend I'm gonna make you hold my
balls up out of the hot sand."

Later, as they were driving on across the desert, the girlfriend
says, "That cowboy was pretty tough, wasn't he, baby?"

"Naw, he wasn't so tough," said the guy. "Did you see him flinch
every time I dropped his balls in the hot sand?"

**Clint** · 03-26-2006, 11:10 AM

Here's a good joke:

Some jackhole broke up with sunny for no reason!

Shea · 03-26-2006, 11:38 AM

Some one liners...

Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

Two peanuts walking through a park, one was asalted.

Man gets one wish from a Genie and he wishes for a penis that touches the ground. In a poof the man's legs dissappear.

Things to ponder...

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Why are they called apartments when they are all together?

If a dog food says "Improved Taste", who does the taste testing?

When you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

**inspiron** · 03-26-2006, 02:55 PM

Where does a bus stop? At a bus station.
Where does a train stop? At a train station.
What do you think happens when I am sitting at my workstation?

**Freakinout** · 03-26-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspiron

What do you think happens when I am sitting at my workstation?

Absolutely nothing.

HAMMERPETE · 03-26-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunny

the boyfriend broke up with me for no reason thursday night and won't talk to me at all now.

i need some SERIOUS cheering up.
so share your funny jokes, your funny links, anything FUNNY. no commiserating with me or any of that, just FUNNY stuff. i want to be able to come to one place here and just laugh.

k?

For no reason...ah come on! Tell us the real reason........

HE just couldn't handle SUNNY!

Maybe he wasn't the one. It will happen...stop looking and BOOM!

Jonathan · 03-26-2006, 03:51 PM

Sunny, wish I had something funny I could share, but keep your head up...you have us to talk too

sunny · 03-26-2006, 03:56 PM

guys, i honestly got no freaking clue. we'd been emailing back and forth while at work(all lighthearted stuff and a few "i love you"s) thursday, then when i get home he calls and says he loves me but it's over. now no contact at all.

Shea · 03-26-2006, 03:59 PM

I think you deserve SOME explanation, otherwise you may not get closure at all.

Hang in there. Just keep your mind as occupied as you can and hopefully he will come around and atleast open up some communication.

MagnumForce · 03-26-2006, 07:32 PM

Hope this puts the "sun" back in "sunny."

Girl’s night out:

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one of the women’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in the bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girls night out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst… my wife came home with no panties!!!” “That’s nothing” said the other husband, “mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said…”From all of use at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.”

**Freakinout** · 03-26-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZridr1

Hope this puts the "sun" back in "sunny."

Girl’s night out:

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one of the women’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in the bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girls night out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst… my wife came home with no panties!!!” “That’s nothing” said the other husband, “mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said…”From all of use at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.”

**Clint** · 03-26-2006, 08:31 PM

Lol!

CManT1914 · 03-26-2006, 08:35 PM

LMAO at EZ's joke!

sunny · 03-26-2006, 08:50 PM

i love that one!

Rockhead · 03-26-2006, 09:57 PM

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked.

stp1971 · 03-27-2006, 07:54 AM

Hey Sunny,, you could always start a "How hard" thread!!!! Look at all the fun I had on it. Worst case scenario is you could picture Pinhy running around naked with a Santa hat on!!!!

sunny · 03-27-2006, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp1971

Hey Sunny,, you could always start a "How hard" thread!!!! Look at all the fun I had on it. Worst case scenario is you could picture Pinhy running around naked with a Santa hat on!!!!

i've been getting alot of mileage out of that particular emoticon lately...

and louis? when are you posting a picture of you in that kilt?

03-26-2006, 10:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	sunny isn't sunny anymore the boyfriend broke up with me for no reason thursday night and won't talk to me at all now. i need some SERIOUS cheering up. so share your funny jokes, your funny links, anything FUNNY. no commiserating with me or any of that, just FUNNY stuff. i want to be able to come to one place here and just laugh. k? __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

03-26-2006, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Louis Administrator Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: SV650S '05 (Blue) Location: Gatineau, QC, Canada Posts: 10,657	oh ... sorry to hear Sunny. He didn't deserve you. Want me to wear my kilt to cheer you up __________________ Louis

03-26-2006, 02:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 12,068	Where does a bus stop? At a bus station. Where does a train stop? At a train station. What do you think happens when I am sitting at my workstation? __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

03-26-2006, 03:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jonathan U.B's LoveChild Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: Rescued and being repaired Location: Altamonte Springs, Florida Posts: 1,223	Sunny, wish I had something funny I could share, but keep your head up...you have us to talk too __________________ Noticing small changes early, helps you adapt to the bigger changes that are to come. - Anonymous

03-26-2006, 03:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	guys, i honestly got no freaking clue. we'd been emailing back and forth while at work(all lighthearted stuff and a few "i love you"s) thursday, then when i get home he calls and says he loves me but it's over. now no contact at all. __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

03-26-2006, 11:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Shea Third gear and cruising Joined: Feb 2006 Bike: Buell XB12Ss Lightning Location: York, Pa Posts: 521	Some one liners... Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch". Two peanuts walking through a park, one was asalted. Man gets one wish from a Genie and he wishes for a penis that touches the ground. In a poof the man's legs dissappear. Things to ponder... Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Why are they called apartments when they are all together? If a dog food says "Improved Taste", who does the taste testing? When you choke a smurf, what color does he turn? Why does Hawaii have interstates? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

03-26-2006, 03:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Shea Third gear and cruising Joined: Feb 2006 Bike: Buell XB12Ss Lightning Location: York, Pa Posts: 521	I think you deserve SOME explanation, otherwise you may not get closure at all. Hang in there. Just keep your mind as occupied as you can and hopefully he will come around and atleast open up some communication.

03-26-2006, 07:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
MagnumForce Throttle Jockey Joined: May 2005 Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i Location: Sitting on the can... duh! Posts: 3,160	Hope this puts the "sun" back in "sunny." Girl’s night out: Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day, one of the women’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in the bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girls night out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst… my wife came home with no panties!!!” “That’s nothing” said the other husband, “mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said…”From all of use at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.” __________________ "I love the smell of toner in the morning… it's the smell of victory!" MAJ M, Staff Officer

03-26-2006, 08:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
CManT1914 Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 Location: Killeen, Texas Posts: 745	LMAO at EZ's joke! __________________ Chris 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 \| 2001 Suzuki GZ250 SOLD \| 1994 Ford Mustang GT SOLD

03-26-2006, 08:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	i love that one! __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

03-26-2006, 09:57 PM	#18 (permalink)
Rockhead M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: M50 Location: 1060 West Addison, Chicago Posts: 3,767	What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked.

03-27-2006, 07:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Hey Sunny,, you could always start a "How hard" thread!!!! Look at all the fun I had on it. Worst case scenario is you could picture Pinhy running around naked with a Santa hat on!!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

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