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03-14-2006, 10:07 AM
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| Ditch Magnet   Join Date: Jan 2006
Bike: 2007 HD STREET GLIDE
Location: TORONTO, CANADA
Posts: 189
|  Showroom Etiquette
A lady walked into a Harley dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful bike that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather seat, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bike?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied; "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to crap when you hear the price." |
