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Old 01-16-2006, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision:

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. (Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up,ect…).

She started going out with the girls from work a lot recently although when I ask which girl it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the driveway and I can hear a car driving off like she got out of the car round the corner. Why?

The other day I picked her cellphone just to see what time it was, she went ballistic and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to truly find out.

I decided I was going to hide behind my bike which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.

It was while I sat crouched behind my bike that I noticed a small crack in the plastic above my rear wheel!




Should I buy new plastic from the dealer or should I buy some stuff from an autoparts store and try to repair it?



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Old 01-16-2006, 12:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL!!!!!!!! Get the $38.99 and go by a used part or take it to a shop that has the plastic welder and fix it correctly!!!!! Oh yeah,, sorry to hear about your wife. But take care of the priorities first,, get that bike fixed,,it is getting close to riding season again for you guys in a few months.
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Might be an opportunity for an upgrade.... wife or bike.. or both! Broken parts make great excuses to mod/bling.
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This is of course a joke, there's no cracked fender...


nor a cheating wife (at least I hope )
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You had me going. Bastage!
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yea that had me going at first also. Good on ya!!!

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Old 01-16-2006, 12:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I knew it was a joke, this time of year your driving around in a snow plow!
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO. good one.
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Shouldnt you be painting yourself red and white for Olympic Hockey or something? That was just mean... I dont feel as bad about "llama llama duck" anymore.
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Damnit, Looweee! My heart was in my throat for a second, then I scanned for a punchline. That was rotten!
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Didn't mean to cause anyone grief!

I thought it was a good post.

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Old 01-16-2006, 03:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The boy who cried wolf?
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Old 01-16-2006, 04:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i just posted about Karma in the mega thread.....


you're in trouble!

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Old 01-16-2006, 04:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You got me with that one......

Joke or not, at least your priorities are in order...
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's funny!
You had me going. Started thinking, what would I do?


Good one!
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OMG that was funny. Best laugh I have had in weeks. That definetly desreves a donation to the lower faring project fund.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Cruel.....you honestly had me analyzing the situation and thinking what I would do; then I saw that............
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I was just about to give you a hug
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