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01-02-2006, 10:59 AM
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| Handlebar Consultant  Join Date: Sep 2005
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|  Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006: Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health, is the slowest possible rate, at which one dies. Number 8 - Attention Women:... men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny! If he's not bothering you, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you'll feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America.......but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. |
