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Old 12-22-2005, 02:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 12 Things you should Never say to a Cop

NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no othercars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


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Old 12-22-2005, 06:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2005, 07:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
I tried so hard... couldn't resist... wished you hadn't said that.

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Old 12-22-2005, 11:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ack thats scary......!! great one EZ...you even beat tim to it!

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my favorite "Bad Cop! No Donut!!!"

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or my favorite..."you thought you'd never catch me huh?" That has pissed off a cop or two....
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A few years back I had a job running a side of the road service truck. Had to go on a call at about 1 or 2 in the morning for A NC State Trooper that had a flat.
Pulled over on the side of the road, got out of the truck looked at the officer and said "This is a first for me". He asked what that was and and my reply.............."First time on the side of the road with one of you guys and I get to write the ticket!"
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Old 12-23-2005, 09:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Something else not to say,

Now how can I show you my license when the last pig took it away?
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I got pulled over once because I blew through a stop sign... I saw the cop out my rear-view mirror, and I just pulled over 'cause I knew he had me... He comes up and says, "I bet you know why I pulled you over..." And I said, "Yeah, that's why I pulled over; I blew that stop sign..." So he says, "So why didn't you stop, then?" I said, "'Cause I didn't see you!!!" He just kinda giggled and told me to slow down and have a nice day...
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hot women get away with everything!

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Old 12-29-2005, 09:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I got pulled over once because I blew through a stop sign... I saw the cop out my rear-view mirror, and I just pulled over 'cause I knew he had me... He comes up and says, "I bet you know why I pulled you over..." And I said, "Yeah, that's why I pulled over; I blew that stop sign..." So he says, "So why didn't you stop, then?" I said, "'Cause I didn't see you!!!" He just kinda giggled and told me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.
and it worked until they got the female cop....

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Old 12-29-2005, 09:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Yep that was a ... hmmm I was going to say Hoot, but maybe I should say hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, insted
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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speaking to a friend of mine while she was driving once - said she had to hang up as she was being pulled over. 20 minutes later we're talking again and i asked about the ticket, she responds "of course i didnt get a ticket, i have boobs"
just not fair.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:12 PM   #17 (permalink)
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They ARE a definate advantage, guys....Sorry!! NOT!!
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.
Filmed just out of Flagstaff and mostly in Arizona.......
Buddy of mine who grew up in Flag saw them film a bunch of scenes with Jackie Chan.

I saw em film a bunch down at, and around Patagonia lake south of Tucson.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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"Gee, officer, did you know that although you wear a badge and are commissioned by the city, county, or state, that you are still a civilian and just because you're wearing "tactical gloves" with a "tactical Glock" doesn't mean you can "tactically" trump the Constitution?"

Sorry, I'm a Pre-Law major... I just had to.
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