12 Things you should Never say to a Cop - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

bat4255 · 12-22-2005, 02:07 PM

NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no othercars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Pay_The_O · 12-22-2005, 06:03 PM

haha

kyro2000 · 12-22-2005, 07:53 PM

MagnumForce · 12-22-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bat4255

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

I tried so hard... couldn't resist... wished you hadn't said that.

Pinhy · 12-22-2005, 11:04 PM

ack thats scary......!! great one EZ...you even beat tim to it!

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i smell a photoshop of Sean on that pic (hintdonhint)

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QuacktheDuck · 12-22-2005, 11:09 PM

my favorite "Bad Cop! No Donut!!!"

HAMMERPETE · 12-23-2005, 08:53 AM

or my favorite..."you thought you'd never catch me huh?" That has pissed off a cop or two....

HEELSFAN · 12-23-2005, 02:18 PM

A few years back I had a job running a side of the road service truck. Had to go on a call at about 1 or 2 in the morning for A NC State Trooper that had a flat.
Pulled over on the side of the road, got out of the truck looked at the officer and said "This is a first for me". He asked what that was and and my reply.............."First time on the side of the road with one of you guys and I get to write the ticket!"

GSX1100FL · 12-23-2005, 09:48 PM

Something else not to say,

Now how can I show you my license when the last pig took it away?

Uechi Kid · 12-27-2005, 10:24 AM

:d

nevanerviss · 12-27-2005, 07:43 PM

I got pulled over once because I blew through a stop sign... I saw the cop out my rear-view mirror, and I just pulled over 'cause I knew he had me... He comes up and says, "I bet you know why I pulled you over..." And I said, "Yeah, that's why I pulled over; I blew that stop sign..." So he says, "So why didn't you stop, then?" I said, "'Cause I didn't see you!!!" He just kinda giggled and told me to slow down and have a nice day...

Pinhy · 12-29-2005, 08:53 AM

hot women get away with everything!

**drgibson** · 12-29-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by nevanerviss

I got pulled over once because I blew through a stop sign... I saw the cop out my rear-view mirror, and I just pulled over 'cause I knew he had me... He comes up and says, "I bet you know why I pulled you over..." And I said, "Yeah, that's why I pulled over; I blew that stop sign..." So he says, "So why didn't you stop, then?" I said, "'Cause I didn't see you!!!" He just kinda giggled and told me to slow down and have a nice day...

Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.

Pinhy · 12-29-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by drgibson

Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.

and it worked until they got the female cop....

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**drgibson** · 12-29-2005, 09:10 AM

Yep that was a ... hmmm I was going to say Hoot, but maybe I should say hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, insted

AZkatana · 03-24-2006, 09:11 PM

speaking to a friend of mine while she was driving once - said she had to hang up as she was being pulled over. 20 minutes later we're talking again and i asked about the ticket, she responds "of course i didnt get a ticket, i have boobs"
just not fair.

Graywolf · 09-27-2006, 08:12 PM

They ARE a definate advantage, guys....Sorry!!

NOT!!

Ext1jdh · 09-27-2006, 08:21 PM

okay...I'll say it....

AZRyder · 09-27-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgibson

Sorry I just had a vision of Cannon Ball Run when Adrienne Barbeau and her partnet Tara ...something would unzip their tops everytime they got pulled over.

Filmed just out of Flagstaff and mostly in Arizona.......
Buddy of mine who grew up in Flag saw them film a bunch of scenes with Jackie Chan.

I saw em film a bunch down at, and around Patagonia lake south of Tucson.

LCA_koolaid37 · 09-27-2006, 08:58 PM

"Gee, officer, did you know that although you wear a badge and are commissioned by the city, county, or state, that you are still a civilian and just because you're wearing "tactical gloves" with a "tactical Glock" doesn't mean you can "tactically" trump the Constitution?"

Sorry, I'm a Pre-Law major... I just had to.

12-22-2005, 02:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
bat4255 Squirrel Target Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: Burgman 650 K3- 29,100 miles as of 10-20-08 Location: Dodge Co. Wisconsin Posts: 663	12 Things you should Never say to a Cop NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no othercars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Last edited by bat4255; 12-22-2005 at 03:32 PM.

12-22-2005, 07:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
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12-22-2005, 11:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
QuacktheDuck Sprocket Pilot Joined: May 2005 Bike: 2004 FZ6 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 858	my favorite "Bad Cop! No Donut!!!" __________________ Quacktheduck is one lucky duck. Miss my v-strom...06/14/06, the best i ever had...

12-23-2005, 08:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 3,031	or my favorite..."you thought you'd never catch me huh?" That has pissed off a cop or two.... __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

12-27-2005, 07:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
nevanerviss Kickstand Operator Joined: May 2005 Bike: '03 Marauder & '95 Katana Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 266	I got pulled over once because I blew through a stop sign... I saw the cop out my rear-view mirror, and I just pulled over 'cause I knew he had me... He comes up and says, "I bet you know why I pulled you over..." And I said, "Yeah, that's why I pulled over; I blew that stop sign..." So he says, "So why didn't you stop, then?" I said, "'Cause I didn't see you!!!" He just kinda giggled and told me to slow down and have a nice day... __________________ Only a biker knows why dogs hang their heads out of car windows... R.I.P. Spoonee... Ride it like you stole it!!!

12-22-2005, 06:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pay_The_O Wants Better Weather Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: 2004 GSX 600 Katana Location: Cambridge, Ontario Posts: 664	haha

12-22-2005, 11:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	ack thats scary......!! great one EZ...you even beat tim to it! . i smell a photoshop of Sean on that pic (hintdonhint) .

12-23-2005, 02:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
HEELSFAN Clunked into first gear Joined: Nov 2005 Bike: 2005 M50 Black (Totaled) Location: Ft Myers Florida Posts: 219	A few years back I had a job running a side of the road service truck. Had to go on a call at about 1 or 2 in the morning for A NC State Trooper that had a flat. Pulled over on the side of the road, got out of the truck looked at the officer and said "This is a first for me". He asked what that was and and my reply.............."First time on the side of the road with one of you guys and I get to write the ticket!"

12-23-2005, 09:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
GSX1100FL Puddle Runner Joined: Oct 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 381	Something else not to say, Now how can I show you my license when the last pig took it away?

12-27-2005, 10:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Uechi Kid Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Sep 2005 Bike: 04 M95, Yamaha VStar 650 Location: Antioch, Ca. Posts: 742	:d

12-29-2005, 08:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	hot women get away with everything!

12-29-2005, 09:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	Yep that was a ... hmmm I was going to say Hoot, but maybe I should say hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, insted __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

03-24-2006, 09:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
AZkatana Seat Tester Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 1999 katana Location: AZ Posts: 83	speaking to a friend of mine while she was driving once - said she had to hang up as she was being pulled over. 20 minutes later we're talking again and i asked about the ticket, she responds "of course i didnt get a ticket, i have boobs" just not fair.

09-27-2006, 08:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Graywolf Seat Tester Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 2005ShadowVLX/2006 C50C Suzuki Location: Pilot Mountain, N.C. Posts: 56	They ARE a definate advantage, guys....Sorry!! NOT!!

09-27-2006, 08:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ext1jdh Top Gear ! Full Throttle! Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: Sold Location: Elgin, IL, US Posts: 5,257	okay...I'll say it.... __________________ I am lurking. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

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09-27-2006, 08:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
LCA_koolaid37 Eternal Vigilante Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 2001 VZ800 Location: MO Posts: 1,279	"Gee, officer, did you know that although you wear a badge and are commissioned by the city, county, or state, that you are still a civilian and just because you're wearing "tactical gloves" with a "tactical Glock" doesn't mean you can "tactically" trump the Constitution?" Sorry, I'm a Pre-Law major... I just had to. __________________

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