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12-20-2005, 05:26 PM
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| Wants Better Weather   Join Date: Aug 2004
Bike: 2004 GSX 600 Katana
Location: Cambridge, Ontario
Posts: 664
  |  The Cheezy Pickup line thread *Warning Mature Content lol*
Do you have a map? So i can find my way to your heart Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven Do you have any bandaids? Cuase i hurt myself when i fell for you Do you know a human has only 256 bones in their body ? Well I could show you how I get one more. Are you lost? Heaven is a far ways away from here Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock Was your dad an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth ! so do you uh like stuff? "Did you fall from heaven, baby? Because it looks like you got pretty banged up. Seriously...you're not going to do any better. Get in my car." !&$% me if I'm wrong but... do you wanna kiss me? Sup.....wanna make out? nice shoes, lets !&$% Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're Mmmm Mmmm good Hey baby wanna play house? You can be the door and ill slam you. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Your Father Is a Thief... He Took The Stars From The Skies and Put Them In Your Eyes... hey baby, i play world of warcraft  "Hey, my name's David. You wanna come back to my apartment where I'll get you drunk and force myself upon you and stuff a sock in your mouth so you can't scream, probably even choke you a bit. I also have Dance Dance Revolution." nice tits Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloriform to you? "Hey baby come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up." Oh, damn, I lost my phone number, can I have yours? ------------------------------------------------------ got these off some friends on a forum and laughed so hard... feel free to add any! lolol |
