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Old 12-09-2005, 04:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Newfoundland (insert regional joke subject , i.e. Redneck etc) Medical Terms ... In case of hospitalization in Newfoundland !


. Artery ............The study of Paintings
. Bacteria ..........The backdoor to the cafeteria
. Barium .............What Doctors do when Patients die
. Benign .............What you be after you be eight
. Caesarean Section .......A roman neighborhood
. Catscan ...........Searching for Kitty
. Cauterize .......Made eyecontact with her
. Colic ................A sheep dog
. Coma ...............A punctuation mark
. Dilate..............To live long
. Enema .............Not a friend
. Fester ...........Quicker than someone else
. Fibula ............A small lie
. Impotent .......Distinguished, well known
. Labour Pain .............Getting hurt at work
. Medical Staff ........A doctor's cane
. Morbid ...........A high offer
. Nitrates .........Cheaper than day rates
. Node ...............I knew it
. Outpaitnet .....A person who has fainted
. Pelvis ..............Second cousin to Elvis
. Post Operative .......A letter carrier
. Recovery Room .......Upholstery area
. Rectum ............Nearly killed him
. Secretion .......Hiding something
. Seizure ..........A Roman emperor
. Tablet ............A small table
. Terminal Illness ......Airport sickness
. Tumor ............One plus one more
. Urine ..............Opposite of you're out