Gotta Love a woman on a bike!!!!!! - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

stp1971 · 12-09-2005, 01:05 PM

The day before yesterday I took "J" over to the dealership with me to pick up the oil and filter to fit the '81 GS650G I bought from Pinhy last weekend. While we were there I sat on several new bikes such as the Warrior, The Vulcan 2000, and a few others. I decided to get her to sit on a couple of bikes and she sat on a S40 and a S50. She said she liked the feel of the S40 and she said even the S50 didn't feel too bad. So maybe after she learns to ride on the GS650G then maybe she will be ready to move up to a newer bike.

But man,,,, seeing her on that bike and straddling it,,,mmmm,mmmm,mmmm. I was getting a little worked up thinking about that. Of course if she starts riding her own then that will leave me without a back scratcher and neck massager and I might be cut off trying to compete against a bike.

But still she did look good on that bike.

**drgibson** · 12-09-2005, 01:08 PM

Yeah they grow up fast don't they.

HAMMERPETE · 12-09-2005, 01:21 PM

The boy leaved himself so wide open doesn't he Doc!

sunny · 12-09-2005, 01:26 PM

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I might be cut off trying to compete against a bike.

all you have to do is give her what the bike doesn't.

**intimid8er** · 12-09-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sunny

all you have to do is give her what the bike doesn't.

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MagnumForce · 12-09-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intimid8er

Vibe-Rider™ produces a pulsating sensation through the passenger seat, which YOU control.

This unique electronic device operates simultaneously with the RPM's of your engine... putting the power of intense pleasure in your very hands and taking her on the fantasy ride of her life...

Your satisfaction is guaranteed and so is Hers !!!

Get pulsating power with stimulating results !

Vibe-Rider

"Experience the Sensation"

LEGAL NOTICE

WARNING:

This is a novelty item not to be used while motorcycle is in motion, rev in neutral only, passenger may react out-of-control causing difficulty in riding.

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I got one of those. It's called the HD Sportster!

sunny · 12-09-2005, 02:26 PM

huh. and here i was thinking things like back rubs, kisses, and love...

Pinhy · 12-09-2005, 02:33 PM

i knew time was going to bust out the viberider....he was so proud to get to show sean and his crew the real thing at the bike fest here in plant city this weekend....they thought he had been joking all this tiem!!

.

The Teach · 12-09-2005, 03:11 PM

It's not a joke?? <scratch head> hrmmm

Pinhy · 12-09-2005, 03:23 PM

nope....the real thing...they have a set up at the bike nights i go to...you can sit on it and everything!

.

stp1971 · 12-09-2005, 03:25 PM

Nope,,,not a joke at all. I couldn't believe they actually had something like that. There were a couple of manly women looking at it and they seemed pretty interested in it. What a waste of a perfectly good V-Twin.

Yep,, that thing takes the cake. I think I can still give her what she wants and needs. I am quite the massage peformer. Hmmm,,maybe I'll try the Sunny approach.

Either that or buy her a bike one of these days.

The Teach · 12-09-2005, 03:26 PM

Really?!?! Wow should I be shocked or amazed.... or groosed out?

HAMMERPETE · 12-09-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinhy

nope....the real thing...they have a set up at the bike nights i go to...you can sit on it and everything!

.

Do tell Pinhy..how was it..

**intimid8er** · 12-09-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stp1971

Nope,,,not a joke at all. I couldn't believe they actually had something like that.

The look of sheer terror on your face was priceless when we were goading you to go ahead and sit on it.

The Teach · 12-09-2005, 04:11 PM

Pete, I've seen your name on here so many times. I even know that you own a Hammer, but hell if I don't always see your posts and read "HAMPSTERPETE" rather then HAMMERPETE.
I'm not even into hampsters like some on here. I even know that you're a muscle car and bike kinda guy but wtf is wrong with me??? Am I the only one here????

HAMMERPETE · 12-09-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

The look of sheer terror on your face was priceless when we were goading you to go ahead and sit on it.

And no one had a video camera!! ah man!

HAMMERPETE · 12-09-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Teach

Pete, I've seen your name on here so many times. I even know that you own a Hammer, but hell if I don't always see your posts and read "HAMPSTERPETE" rather then HAMMERPETE.
I'm not even into hampsters like some on here. I even know that you're a muscle car and bike kinda guy but wtf is wrong with me??? Am I the only one here????

maybe they are day dreaming about the viberide..and Teach the hamster thing..now that is pretty sick..is the thin mountain air effecting the brain

The Teach · 12-09-2005, 04:16 PM

I think that might be it. I'll be in FL for the holidays to see the family. Maybe that'll knock some sense into me. lol

**intimid8er** · 12-09-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

And no one had a video camera!! ah man!

I don't know what he was more afraid of. The fact we did have a camera (not video) in our posession, and the pics could end up here, OR......he might have enjoyed it!!!!

stp1971 · 12-09-2005, 04:54 PM

WTFEVER!!!!! Three day weekend again,,,see y'all Tuesday!!!!!

12-09-2005, 01:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Gotta Love a woman on a bike!!!!!! The day before yesterday I took "J" over to the dealership with me to pick up the oil and filter to fit the '81 GS650G I bought from Pinhy last weekend. While we were there I sat on several new bikes such as the Warrior, The Vulcan 2000, and a few others. I decided to get her to sit on a couple of bikes and she sat on a S40 and a S50. She said she liked the feel of the S40 and she said even the S50 didn't feel too bad. So maybe after she learns to ride on the GS650G then maybe she will be ready to move up to a newer bike. But man,,,, seeing her on that bike and straddling it,,,mmmm,mmmm,mmmm. I was getting a little worked up thinking about that. Of course if she starts riding her own then that will leave me without a back scratcher and neck massager and I might be cut off trying to compete against a bike. But still she did look good on that bike. __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________ Last edited by stp1971; 12-09-2005 at 02:00 PM.

12-09-2005, 01:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	Yeah they grow up fast don't they. __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

12-09-2005, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 3,031	The boy leaved himself so wide open doesn't he Doc! __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

12-09-2005, 02:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	huh. and here i was thinking things like back rubs, kisses, and love... __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

12-09-2005, 03:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	It's not a joke?? <scratch head> hrmmm __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

12-09-2005, 02:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	i knew time was going to bust out the viberider....he was so proud to get to show sean and his crew the real thing at the bike fest here in plant city this weekend....they thought he had been joking all this tiem!! .

12-09-2005, 03:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	nope....the real thing...they have a set up at the bike nights i go to...you can sit on it and everything! .

12-09-2005, 03:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Nope,,,not a joke at all. I couldn't believe they actually had something like that. There were a couple of manly women looking at it and they seemed pretty interested in it. What a waste of a perfectly good V-Twin. Yep,, that thing takes the cake. I think I can still give her what she wants and needs. I am quite the massage peformer. Hmmm,,maybe I'll try the Sunny approach. Either that or buy her a bike one of these days. __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

12-09-2005, 03:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	Really?!?! Wow should I be shocked or amazed.... or groosed out? __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

12-09-2005, 04:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	Pete, I've seen your name on here so many times. I even know that you own a Hammer, but hell if I don't always see your posts and read "HAMPSTERPETE" rather then HAMMERPETE. I'm not even into hampsters like some on here. I even know that you're a muscle car and bike kinda guy but wtf is wrong with me??? Am I the only one here???? __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

12-09-2005, 04:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	I think that might be it. I'll be in FL for the holidays to see the family. Maybe that'll knock some sense into me. lol __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

12-09-2005, 04:54 PM	#20 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	WTFEVER!!!!! Three day weekend again,,,see y'all Tuesday!!!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

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