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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
| The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing ... Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure. The going rate on the east coast now exceeds five digits $$$$$ |
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| Member Investigator ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: '03 Santa Cruz
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 1,022
| This would look and SOUND great on my wife. PS - no wonder you are single...hahaha
__________________ "In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends." John Churton Collins |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,031
| uH guys that would hurt...not her but us..remember something about mary...zipper can make us scream like a biotch!
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! |
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i
Location: Sitting on the can... duh!
Posts: 3,160
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__________________ "I love the smell of toner in the morning… it's the smell of victory!" MAJ M, Staff Officer | |
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| In Training ![]() Joined: Oct 2004
Bike: 2001 Bandit 600s
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 118
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__________________ 2001 Bandit B6 Low drag coefficient blue Galfer brake lines Progressive fork springs | |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() Joined: Nov 2005
Bike: 2005 M50 Black (Totaled)
Location: Ft Myers Florida
Posts: 219
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| Leaned over, knee down ![]() Joined: Nov 2004
Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom
Location: fort worthless
Posts: 4,678
| ya know, with those lips zipped she can't be tellin you how great you are... oh. i forgot...
__________________ ![]() "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum. |
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| Found second gear by accident ![]() Joined: Sep 2005
Bike: 1982 GS650G ------- soon a cruiser
Location: California
Posts: 325
| That picture just freaks me, gives me the willies. Besides she need to be able to answer you when you say "Who's your Daddy"? And I kind of like it when they talk dirty to me.
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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
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Btw those that have to give away all your tools and hobbies just because your married..don't have to. It is all a myth. Next door neighbor commented the other day.." so when you going to sell all these fast cars and motorcycles and get a minivan..?" A voice from the house said "That is never going to happen" She has spoken...kinda fig'rd out what I am doing right..but I still need time to make sure before I devilge my secrets to you other males..don't wann go mesign it all up for you. I could jus thave the perfect woman.
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! | |
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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
| pete....it took you some time and a couple tries to get it right too if the stories i hear are true....she just couldnt live without you though i guess. youre one of the lucky ones to find a woman who likes your cars and MC fetishes haha . |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,031
| as they say if were easy it would not be worth it.
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! |
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