Are you straighter than Uncle Bob ? - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

**Uncle Bob** · 12-23-2003, 11:27 AM

I scored 3% , in the way too straight category .

Take the Gay-O-Meter test and post your results.

http://www.channel4.co.uk/life/micro...gayometer.html

themeatmanlandry · 12-23-2003, 11:56 AM

HELP!

I got a 40%. Now I'm re-considering the whole "meatman" username. Ugh!

I'm gonna' go watch some NASCAR and fix something. Maybe tear some holes in my underwear and smoke a cigar.

I think that test is bogus.

**Uncle Bob** · 12-23-2003, 12:05 PM

I scored 3% so I think the test is OK.

Are you married ?, First couple of years can realy impact on your self esteem, don't confuse being a good husband with being whipped.

themeatmanlandry · 12-23-2003, 12:11 PM

I'm married, and have been for eight years. Prior to marriage, I dated the same girl for 8 years (I'm not making this up). Is it possible that the test could detect that I was typing with a lisp?!?

**Uncle Bob** · 12-23-2003, 12:19 PM

Maybe you're just having a bad day ?

If not, that's okay. We don't discriminate here.

**Louis** · 12-23-2003, 12:31 PM

I got 30%

themeatmanlandry · 12-23-2003, 01:42 PM

Thanks, louis. I appreciate you trying, but I'm still gayer.

Jonathan · 12-23-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

I scored 3% , in the way too straight category .

Take the Gay-O-Meter test and post your results.

http://www.channel4.co.uk/life/micro...gayometer.html

Cant do that here at work...the pics on the main page are a bit risque for Dell's taste. Will have to do it tonight at home. Will post at that time.

Dwayne Hicks · 12-24-2003, 07:31 AM

Ugh, I'm 25%...

I'm gonna go and make something with an ark welder, and hawk and spit..

Regards
Dwayne

12-24-2003, 08:11 PM

I got 23%.

Jonathan · 12-24-2003, 08:34 PM

I got 26%.

Knives · 12-24-2003, 11:22 PM

20%...

Whatever. I could care less, I've got no problem with gays (as long as they don't start hitting on me).

I can't say I care for all that 'metrosexual' crap, either.

Zack

saleemas · 12-25-2003, 04:26 PM

30%

12-25-2003, 09:24 PM

6%

I think I'll go shower now.

What means 'metrosexual'?

The Chad · 12-26-2003, 11:32 AM

it's rigged, it says that I'm 20% gay.
it then continues to say that I'm a walking talking red blooded hetero male that is way to straight for these modern times.

**Uncle Bob** · 12-27-2003, 12:41 PM

Well it seems that gayness regresses as you age, Wasions and I scored lowest and we are both past forty.

The Chad · 12-27-2003, 12:46 PM

either that or you have both become numb from being marrieed so long lmao

really though, good for you 2, don't forget that women love a guy with a sensitive side. lol

**Uncle Bob** · 12-27-2003, 04:05 PM

At our age, all they ask is that we can breath.

The Chad · 12-27-2003, 04:29 PM

lmao rofl rofl good to see you have a sence of humor
keep it up, the humor I mean, I know you're to old for the other
bwahahaha jk, all in good fun

12-27-2003, 06:41 PM

I'm apparently 23% gay and didn't know it. I always thought i was 0% gay, but thanks to this test, i now know that i'm more than 1/5 gay! YAY!

12-23-2003, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Uncle Bob Site Admin & Squeegee Boy Joined: Dec 1969 Bike: 2003 Volusia SE Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 107	Are you straighter than Uncle Bob ? I scored 3% , in the way too straight category . Take the Gay-O-Meter test and post your results. http://www.channel4.co.uk/life/micro...gayometer.html __________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway.

12-23-2003, 11:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	HELP! I got a 40%. Now I'm re-considering the whole "meatman" username. Ugh! I'm gonna' go watch some NASCAR and fix something. Maybe tear some holes in my underwear and smoke a cigar. I think that test is bogus. __________________ Go to hell

12-23-2003, 12:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Uncle Bob Site Admin & Squeegee Boy Joined: Dec 1969 Bike: 2003 Volusia SE Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 107	I scored 3% so I think the test is OK. Are you married ?, First couple of years can realy impact on your self esteem, don't confuse being a good husband with being whipped. __________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway.

12-23-2003, 12:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	I'm married, and have been for eight years. Prior to marriage, I dated the same girl for 8 years (I'm not making this up). Is it possible that the test could detect that I was typing with a lisp?!? __________________ Go to hell

12-23-2003, 12:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Uncle Bob Site Admin & Squeegee Boy Joined: Dec 1969 Bike: 2003 Volusia SE Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 107	Maybe you're just having a bad day ? If not, that's okay. We don't discriminate here. __________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway.

12-23-2003, 12:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Louis Administrator Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: SV650S '05 (Blue) Location: Gatineau, QC, Canada Posts: 10,657	I got 30% __________________ Louis

12-23-2003, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Thanks, louis. I appreciate you trying, but I'm still gayer. __________________ Go to hell

12-24-2003, 07:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dwayne Hicks Sprocket Pilot Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125 Location: South Africa Posts: 857	Ugh, I'm 25%... I'm gonna go and make something with an ark welder, and hawk and spit.. Regards Dwayne __________________ I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hey, psycho, we're not getting back together. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

12-24-2003, 08:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
pa.storm Guest Posts: n/a	I got 23%.

12-24-2003, 08:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jonathan U.B's LoveChild Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: Rescued and being repaired Location: Altamonte Springs, Florida Posts: 1,223	I got 26%. __________________ Noticing small changes early, helps you adapt to the bigger changes that are to come. - Anonymous

12-24-2003, 11:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Knives Where Am I ? Joined: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 30	20%... Whatever. I could care less, I've got no problem with gays (as long as they don't start hitting on me). I can't say I care for all that 'metrosexual' crap, either. Zack __________________

12-25-2003, 04:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
saleemas Kickstand Operator Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Philadelphia USA Posts: 273	30% __________________ Just tryin to get it off the kickstand

12-25-2003, 09:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	6% I think I'll go shower now. What means 'metrosexual'?

12-26-2003, 11:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
The Chad Site Wrench Head Joined: Nov 2003 Bike: crashed Location: Duncan B.C. Posts: 635	it's rigged, it says that I'm 20% gay. it then continues to say that I'm a walking talking red blooded hetero male that is way to straight for these modern times. __________________ A truly wise man asks more questions than he answers, I think I must be retarted

12-27-2003, 12:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
Uncle Bob Site Admin & Squeegee Boy Joined: Dec 1969 Bike: 2003 Volusia SE Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 107	Well it seems that gayness regresses as you age, Wasions and I scored lowest and we are both past forty. __________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway.

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12-27-2003, 12:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
The Chad Site Wrench Head Joined: Nov 2003 Bike: crashed Location: Duncan B.C. Posts: 635	either that or you have both become numb from being marrieed so long lmao really though, good for you 2, don't forget that women love a guy with a sensitive side. lol __________________ A truly wise man asks more questions than he answers, I think I must be retarted

12-27-2003, 04:05 PM	#18 (permalink)
Uncle Bob Site Admin & Squeegee Boy Joined: Dec 1969 Bike: 2003 Volusia SE Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 107	At our age, all they ask is that we can breath. __________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway.

12-27-2003, 04:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
The Chad Site Wrench Head Joined: Nov 2003 Bike: crashed Location: Duncan B.C. Posts: 635	lmao rofl rofl good to see you have a sence of humor keep it up, the humor I mean, I know you're to old for the other bwahahaha jk, all in good fun __________________ A truly wise man asks more questions than he answers, I think I must be retarted

12-27-2003, 06:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
RedneckUF Guest Posts: n/a	I'm apparently 23% gay and didn't know it. I always thought i was 0% gay, but thanks to this test, i now know that i'm more than 1/5 gay! YAY!

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