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Pinhy · 11-30-2005, 05:23 PM

sunny is going to LOVE me for this one!!!

> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> to see what they do with the money.
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>
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> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
> her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
> more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
> The man was impressed.
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>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
> of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
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>
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
> remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> their future because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
>
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> money he'd given her.
>
>
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> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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> Men are like that, you know.
>
>
>
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> ....There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
> than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
> a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Merritt Island M50 · 11-30-2005, 05:36 PM

ROFL ..... nice lol

S2Design · 11-30-2005, 08:28 PM

Maybe the retirement home won't be so bad after all...LOL

2005GZ250 · 11-30-2005, 08:46 PM

Thats funny

stevie c · 12-01-2005, 06:09 AM

Very good!

stp1971 · 12-01-2005, 08:32 AM

That was funny Doug!!! Sad but true!!!

Kehau D. · 12-01-2005, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinhy

> ....There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
> than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
> a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

BA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's funny...good one.

Aloha,
Kehau

viper94bite · 12-01-2005, 09:09 AM

HAHAHA. thats funny

**drgibson** · 12-01-2005, 10:19 AM

LOL good one Dave!

Pinhy · 12-01-2005, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgibson

LOL good one Dave!

thanks Joe!

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RampageRider · 12-01-2005, 11:25 AM

that was a mental image we all didn't need.............

11-30-2005, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	Choosing a Wife sunny is going to LOVE me for this one!!! > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three > likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches > to see what they do with the money. > > > > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets > her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be > more attractive for him because she loves him so much. > > > > The man was impressed. > > > > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set > of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive > clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent > all the money on him because she loves him so much. > > > > Again, the man is impressed. > > > > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several > times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the > remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for > their future because she loves him so much. > > > > Obviously, the man was impressed. > > > > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the > money he'd given her. > > > > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. > > > > Men are like that, you know. > > > > > ....There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today > than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be > a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and > absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

11-30-2005, 05:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Merritt Island M50 In Training Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Blue M50 Location: Cocoa Beach Posts: 133	ROFL ..... nice lol __________________ mods -Powercamander III USB -Lowered 3 inches -Foward controls -Vance and Hinzes Cruzers -Custom LED turn Signals -Custom License plate -Avon Vemon X tires Wish List -Hypercharger -New Helmet

11-30-2005, 08:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
S2Design Member Investigator Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: '03 Santa Cruz Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 1,022	Maybe the retirement home won't be so bad after all...LOL __________________ "In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends." John Churton Collins

12-01-2005, 06:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
stevie c Sit speling cheker Joined: Mar 2004 Bike: GSX-R 600 K1 Location: Northants,UK Posts: 1,631	Very good! __________________ Stevie C '02 Gixer 600 K1,Yellow and Black (fastest colour!), always beats red ones!! Why put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today.

12-01-2005, 08:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	That was funny Doug!!! Sad but true!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

11-30-2005, 08:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
2005GZ250 Fender Buffer Joined: Sep 2005 Bike: 2005 GZ250 1973 "heavyoldandslow" GT750 Location: Roland, AR Posts: 432	Thats funny

12-01-2005, 09:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
viper94bite Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2005 Bike: 2008 Yamaha FZ6 Location: omaha, ne Posts: 1,792	HAHAHA. thats funny __________________ *yippee*

12-01-2005, 10:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,732	LOL good one Dave! __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

12-01-2005, 11:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
RampageRider Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 05 Red M50 Location: Iowa, riding in the Rain! Posts: 782	that was a mental image we all didn't need............. __________________ . "Grow up, what a waste of a good time, if Peter Pan can do it so can we............... " 05 Red M50 (mine) 97 Yellow Honda Rebel (her's)

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