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10-13-2005, 07:00 AM
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| Muscle Biker   Joined: Jul 2004
Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003)
Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536)
Posts: 12,068
|  I was discussing this with a colleague during lunch ... then it hit me. I've seen this before... http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/every-sp.mp3 Every sperm is sacred - Monty Python Quote:
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10-13-2005, 08:01 AM
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| Leaned over, knee down   Joined: Nov 2004
Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom
Location: fort worthless
Posts: 4,678
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do we need to have The Talk about condom failure rates???
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10-13-2005, 08:18 AM
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| Doesn't think you're funny   Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
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i wouldnt know, im 2nd to Last Guy....  . | |
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10-13-2005, 08:41 AM
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| Antebellum Mod  Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 10,742
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 I had a friend who used to work at a Latex plant (they made condoms) as they are made they are tested with an electric current if there is no contact, good comdom and it is dropped into a bin to be packaged. If there is contact, bad condom sent to another bin to be recycled. Well this buddy used to grab a handful from the bad and throw them in with the good.  So much for quality control 
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10-13-2005, 09:43 AM
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| U.B's LoveChild   Joined: Aug 2005
Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S
Location: Colorado Springs
Posts: 1,270
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You gave me an idea though. I can test the condoms I use by trying to run 110 through me. If I don't feel it, game on! If I do... wait.
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10-13-2005, 10:10 AM
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| Clunked into first gear   Joined: Sep 2005
Bike: '05 C50 Limited
Location: Reno, Nevada
Posts: 208
| Heck they are happy and self supporting, more power to them http://www.jimbob.info/pictures.htm I would love another, we lost our first last april half way through the pregnancy  I'm on the other side of 40 now tho, so...i wont be having a bakers dozen that is for sure!Catherine
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10-13-2005, 10:52 AM
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| Et cetera ad nauseum   Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 1200 S
Location: St. Cloud, MN, USA
Posts: 18,296
| Sorry, Catherine. After experiencing our recent pregnancy with Evan, I can appreciate what that meant to you. We're lucky people.
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10-13-2005, 11:12 AM
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| Puddle Runner   Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 05 M50 (blue)
Location: Tempe AZ - suburb of Hell!
Posts: 391
| of course.. and here i go jacking my own thread. With the coming pandemic, we just might need to repopulate the planet. Even the last guy might have a chance. Wow.. is that "the end of the world as we know it" playing in the back ground? Oh and i dont even want to know what brand the "random quality testing" is being done on... not like ive had the opportunity to use em lately myself. Wheeeee!
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10-13-2005, 03:30 PM
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| Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004
Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003)
Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536)
Posts: 12,068
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 Just kidding, sunny Ol' Jim Bob could have a quick surgery done ... then he can hump his woman day and night without having to deal with the consequences every nine months...
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10-13-2005, 03:34 PM
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| Throttle Jockey  Joined: May 2005
Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i
Location: Sitting on the can... duh!
Posts: 3,160
| Jim Bob, the human Energizer bunny. He just keeps going...and going...and going...LOL!
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10-13-2005, 09:16 PM
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| In Training Joined: Jun 2005
Bike: '84 P.e 175
Location: B.C Canada
Posts: 109
| Too many kids. ***someone wasnt paying attention in sex ed.*** And i bet she doesnt even feel the kids coming out anymore Let alone the preceeding events..... Like throwin a hot dog in a hallway.
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10-13-2005, 09:25 PM
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| Clunked into first gear  Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: '82 Suzuki GS650L
Location: Sparta, MI (-85.69978/43.16359)
Posts: 221
| I read this same article today...I was surprised to find that only the father had a double name Yeah, the birth control thing....It sounded as though they were pretty religous, and lots of religions don't believe in birth control. I think that is pretty irresponsible of the church...but that is a whole nother topic. I know quite a few families from my wife's hometown that have between 10 and 20 kids. Apostolic Lutherens they are. The most I have heard in one family is 23...I guess the only thing to do in the UP during winter is have sex???
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10-14-2005, 12:53 PM
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| Found second gear by accident  Joined: Sep 2005
Bike: 1982 GS650G ------- soon a cruiser
Location: California
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10-14-2005, 01:06 PM
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| Omnipotent two-wheeler  Joined: Aug 2005
Bike: Red & Black M50
Location: Omaha, NE.
Posts: 5,564
| I don't know....I come from a small family and married into another........This couple may have a huge support group-family/friends and such to help, but I agree, how would the parents themselves give one on one attention that the children need...?
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10-14-2005, 01:33 PM
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| Dogs Best Friend(admin)   Joined: Jul 2004
Bike: SOLD
Location: Moncton NB Canada
Posts: 9,185
| I saw them on TV last night. They live in a 3 bedroom house, they have a "short bus" for family trips, and spend over $3000 a month on groceries. Oh, and they're home schooled.
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10-14-2005, 05:11 PM
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| Puddle Runner Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 05 M50 (blue)
Location: Tempe AZ - suburb of Hell!
Posts: 391
| Short Bus.. hell, they need a tour bus. Thats like 2 Partridge Families.. and a Brady Bunch. Just think of the afternoon specials...
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