Biker songs that didn't make it

[BigD]

Borrowed this from the "CruiserCustomizing" News;

Since hooking up with venerable Cruiser Customizing member Mark P. and his rapper buddy Josiah D. to produce the world’s first iteration of moto-rap (see the last issue of the Cruiser Customizing News), the results have been dramatic and overwhelming. During one of my extensive autograph signing tours, I concluded that we might be in future Grammy Territory here (“Best Moto-rap”). You know, a great writer named William Shakespeare once told me (in a trance), “Miles, you won’t publish one word until you’ve written one million words.” Bill was right, you see, because I’ve also written hundreds of Country and Western biker ballads over the years and somehow none of them went anywhere. To make a long story short, let me share with you just a few titles of my…
BIKER SONGS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT

“I’m A Fuel Injected Lover,
Not a Two Stroke Kind of Guy.”

“I Wear My Helmet ‘Round the House
When the Dishes Start to Fly.”

“My Bike Sounds like Hell but Feels like Heaven,
Darlin’, It’s the Opposite of You”

“I Support My Local Biker Thugs,
I Just Wish They’d Support Me!”

“I Didn’t Walk Out on You, Honey,
I Wheelied”

“I’m Gonna Take My Muffler Off,
And Clamp It to Your Mouth”

“I Never Knew Love Till I Saw You,
And You’re Only a Motorcycle”

“Hope You Like My New Chrome Gizmos, Darlin’,
Maybe Next Month We Can Try to Pay the Rent”

“This Wouldn’t be a Home Without You, Darlin’
And that Is Why I Dearly Love the Road.”

“Hot Pipes or Hot Lips, Sweetheart,
Life’s Choices Drive Me Crazier Each Day.”

“I Bought a Headset Microphone for My Motorcycle Mamma,
And that’s the Worst Mistake I Ever Made.”

“Thanks for the Birthday Surprise, Baby,
But Did You Have to Paint My Bike Hot Pink?”

“Don’t Even Talk About Those Chains of Love,
Li’l Darlin’, I’m a Shaft-drive Kinda Guy”

“I Cannot Customize That Sneer That’s Written on Your Lips,
So I’ll Just Go Out and Customize My Bike”

“A Mo-ped Can’t Be Turned Into A Gold Wing,
But, Darlin’, That’s the Way You Make Me Feel.”

“If You Like the Horsepower of my Bike,
Just Wait Till We Get Home”

“I Got Mean Mugged Enough at the Biker Bar,
How ‘Bout a Smile from You?”

“Riding On My Chrome Cruiser, Baby
Is the Only Thing Better Than Riding You”

“Don’t Call Me a Male Chauvinistic Pig, Oh Sweetie,
I’m Really a Lot More Like a Hog”

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This was part of an article by Miles Davis, Editor Cruiser Customizing Newsletter.
Source

BTW... This isn't theeee Miles Davis, he passed away September 28, 1991.
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Does anyone have a song title they would like to add?

[BigD]

Oh well. I guess I am the only one who thought it was funny. Grumble grumble grumble.

[Trapper]

Sorry ...lol

[finch20th]

[MagnumForce]

I did like...

“A Mo-ped Can’t Be Turned Into A Gold Wing,
But, Darlin’, That’s the Way You Make Me Feel.”

Reminds me of the fat girl joke.