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**87gsxrnut** · 06-22-2005, 06:10 PM

I just answered the phone. The ID said "Private Caller". I only have one or two friends that call me with that. So, I picked it up to a caller whom I didn't recognize. I though at first it was a friend who was jerking with me a bit. Sounded like a low-key Rasta dude.

Anyway, I got into "Jerky Boys" mode right away. He was asking for someone who was not at this address. I told him that he was here. He asked who I was. I told him "Ed". He then said 'do you know who I am". I said, "yeah". He replied, "who?"

I said . . . DEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing better than going a bit old skool getting off a good DEEZ NUTZ blast on the unsuspecting . . .

- Nut

**Louis** · 06-23-2005, 06:35 AM

Scourge · 06-23-2005, 06:56 AM

I used to pay $3/month extra in Arlington, VA to have Annonymous Call Block. If someone called and an acutal name and number wasn't processed by the caller ID, then they didn't get through. You have a code that you can give to family or friends to bypass this restriction. My folks use calling cards only now, because even thought my Mom retired from Southern Bell, it's cheaper than her discounted rate.

themeatmanlandry · 06-23-2005, 08:11 AM

*67 blocks your name and number in TN.

Good one, Nut! I love it when that happens. I also like it when a jerk will mis-dial and then be rude about it. I call 'em back . . . at 2 a.m.

**Freakinout** · 06-23-2005, 08:21 AM

Great one nut!

I've only had one set of callers that said private name/pn.

The local police dept.

sunny · 06-23-2005, 05:01 PM

it's like this, if i don't recognize the name or number i don't pick up.

ok, sometimes it's BECAUSE i recognize the name and/or number...

am i hard to get a hold of? yeah and damned proud of it.

Dave2122 · 06-23-2005, 09:02 PM

HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Great!

Zuki Dude · 06-23-2005, 09:04 PM

That's funny

... I used to listen to the Jerky Boyz religiously.

Anyone ever had somebody insisting they had the right number? I had some lady that kept leaving a message on my answering machine stating that she had a problem with her wallpaper peeling off the wall. She left about 20 or so messages over a course of a month and a half. The last few were hysterical, whereas she was totally irrate!! I called her finally, after enjoying many laughs with my wife ... we actually looked forward to the calls ... she (the lady) insisted that I was a business representative for that company and refused to believe she was calling a wrong number ... ooooo she was mad. I actually started to sympathize with her and explained in detail that she was one number off from a local decorator store. When she came to her senses, man was she ever apologetic!

**87gsxrnut** · 06-23-2005, 09:25 PM

Yo ZD, that's funny bro!

- Nut

FIVEINCH · 06-23-2005, 10:33 PM

owned...

Hardware · 06-24-2005, 02:27 AM

For years when I was growing up our home phone number was one digit off from a supermarket on the same street.

We'd go through periods where we'd get a couple of calls a night asking what time the store closed, or what was on special. After a while we stopped being polite and telling them they had a wrong number - we'd start giving completely bogus info on the supermarket - Yeah, we're open 'til 1:00 a.m. (they closed at 11). Yeah buy one bottle of pop and get two more for free, (not likely)

guyowen · 05-05-2006, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardware

For years when I was growing up our home phone number was one digit off from a supermarket on the same street.

We'd go through periods where we'd get a couple of calls a night asking what time the store closed, or what was on special. After a while we stopped being polite and telling them they had a wrong number - we'd start giving completely bogus info on the supermarket - Yeah, we're open 'til 1:00 a.m. (they closed at 11). Yeah buy one bottle of pop and get two more for free, (not likely)

Brilliant. You should have sed.

Yeah we have a great offer on today. buy one get one free on al items in the store.

CManT1914 · 05-06-2006, 12:02 PM

Darn newb, this thread is a year old!

**87gsxrnut** · 05-06-2006, 05:31 PM

No kidding! Dust off the cobwebs mate!

- Nut

HAMMERPETE · 05-07-2006, 04:27 PM

year old still..Funny thou!

Had a number that was one digit off a furniture store here in J-ville. I'd come in from work and I would have two calls from friends and 10 calls from customers wanting their furniture delivered.

So I made a list of all these dorks. I called them back...Of course I would get their answering machines. "Yeah this is Sam the delivery man at Levitz...sorry to say that your delivery of furniture was left out in the rain and we had to order a new furniture set for you. Your looking at about 4-6 weeks unil we get our next shipment."

The return calls were friggin halirious. Actually spoke to one lady. She was highly pissed. So I told her I could get her some new furniture from another store and have it delivered that afternoon but only if she was hot and do-able. She sounded about 70. Wow! Talking about a loss for words...I kept it going with some jerky boys attitude..."You know if your not hot enough..what about your neighbor.."
She slammed the phone down. For some reason that furniture store went out of business.

**87gsxrnut** · 05-08-2006, 02:45 AM

LO FREAKING L!!!!!!!!!!!

Good story dude!

- Nut

hammersfan · 05-13-2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

*67 blocks your name and number in TN.

Good one, Nut! I love it when that happens. I also like it when a jerk will mis-dial and then be rude about it. I call 'em back . . . at 2 a.m.

Thats what I do too ! of course I use *67 though

92Notch · 05-24-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

I just answered the phone. The ID said "Private Caller". I only have one or two friends that call me with that. So, I picked it up to a caller whom I didn't recognize. I though at first it was a friend who was jerking with me a bit. Sounded like a low-key Rasta dude.

Anyway, I got into "Jerky Boys" mode right away. He was asking for someone who was not at this address. I told him that he was here. He asked who I was. I told him "Ed". He then said 'do you know who I am". I said, "yeah". He replied, "who?"

I said . . . DEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing better than going a bit old skool getting off a good DEEZ NUTZ blast on the unsuspecting . . .

- Nut

awesome

great work! ... i try to deez nuts folks from time to time ... I try to get them on the forums too. kinda like "what's his name and them" did lol

**87gsxrnut** · 05-24-2006, 10:07 PM

Yeah, I TOTALLY revived that at the local music store! It is crazy over there now.

- Nut

06-22-2005, 06:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	Most excellent Blast I just answered the phone. The ID said "Private Caller". I only have one or two friends that call me with that. So, I picked it up to a caller whom I didn't recognize. I though at first it was a friend who was jerking with me a bit. Sounded like a low-key Rasta dude. Anyway, I got into "Jerky Boys" mode right away. He was asking for someone who was not at this address. I told him that he was here. He asked who I was. I told him "Ed". He then said 'do you know who I am". I said, "yeah". He replied, "who?" I said . . . DEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing better than going a bit old skool getting off a good DEEZ NUTZ blast on the unsuspecting . . . - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

06-23-2005, 06:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Louis Administrator Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: SV650S '05 (Blue) Location: Gatineau, QC, Canada Posts: 10,652	__________________ Louis

06-23-2005, 06:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scourge U.B's LoveChild Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: 2002 V-Star 650 Location: Winston Salem, NC Posts: 1,253	I used to pay $3/month extra in Arlington, VA to have Annonymous Call Block. If someone called and an acutal name and number wasn't processed by the caller ID, then they didn't get through. You have a code that you can give to family or friends to bypass this restriction. My folks use calling cards only now, because even thought my Mom retired from Southern Bell, it's cheaper than her discounted rate. __________________ I hate rude behavior in a man, won't tolerate it..

06-23-2005, 08:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Freakinout Tire Eating Moderator Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: 2001 Suzuki TL1000S Location: Texas Posts: 2,611	Great one nut! I've only had one set of callers that said private name/pn. The local police dept. __________________ Freakinout

06-23-2005, 05:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	it's like this, if i don't recognize the name or number i don't pick up. ok, sometimes it's BECAUSE i recognize the name and/or number... am i hard to get a hold of? yeah and damned proud of it. __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

06-23-2005, 08:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	*67 blocks your name and number in TN. Good one, Nut! I love it when that happens. I also like it when a jerk will mis-dial and then be rude about it. I call 'em back . . . at 2 a.m.

06-23-2005, 09:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dave2122 Sprocket Pilot Joined: Sep 2004 Bike: Which one of the 9? Location: USA Posts: 887	HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Great!

06-23-2005, 09:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zuki Dude Fourth gear and illegal Joined: May 2005 Bike: Sadly, nothing at the moment :( Location: West Palm Beach, Florida Posts: 762	That's funny ... I used to listen to the Jerky Boyz religiously. Anyone ever had somebody insisting they had the right number? I had some lady that kept leaving a message on my answering machine stating that she had a problem with her wallpaper peeling off the wall. She left about 20 or so messages over a course of a month and a half. The last few were hysterical, whereas she was totally irrate!! I called her finally, after enjoying many laughs with my wife ... we actually looked forward to the calls ... she (the lady) insisted that I was a business representative for that company and refused to believe she was calling a wrong number ... ooooo she was mad. I actually started to sympathize with her and explained in detail that she was one number off from a local decorator store. When she came to her senses, man was she ever apologetic! __________________ "I said it before, and I'm here to say it again ... there IS no cure ... I AM back!"

06-23-2005, 09:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	Yo ZD, that's funny bro! - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

06-23-2005, 10:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
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06-24-2005, 02:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hardware Sprocket Pilot Joined: Sep 2004 Bike: 2004 Hayabusa Location: Tokyo, Japan Posts: 843	For years when I was growing up our home phone number was one digit off from a supermarket on the same street. We'd go through periods where we'd get a couple of calls a night asking what time the store closed, or what was on special. After a while we stopped being polite and telling them they had a wrong number - we'd start giving completely bogus info on the supermarket - Yeah, we're open 'til 1:00 a.m. (they closed at 11). Yeah buy one bottle of pop and get two more for free, (not likely) __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

05-06-2006, 12:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
CManT1914 Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 Location: Killeen, Texas Posts: 745	Darn newb, this thread is a year old! __________________ Chris 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 \| 2001 Suzuki GZ250 SOLD \| 1994 Ford Mustang GT SOLD

05-06-2006, 05:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	No kidding! Dust off the cobwebs mate! - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

05-07-2006, 04:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 2,880	year old still..Funny thou! Had a number that was one digit off a furniture store here in J-ville. I'd come in from work and I would have two calls from friends and 10 calls from customers wanting their furniture delivered. So I made a list of all these dorks. I called them back...Of course I would get their answering machines. "Yeah this is Sam the delivery man at Levitz...sorry to say that your delivery of furniture was left out in the rain and we had to order a new furniture set for you. Your looking at about 4-6 weeks unil we get our next shipment." The return calls were friggin halirious. Actually spoke to one lady. She was highly pissed. So I told her I could get her some new furniture from another store and have it delivered that afternoon but only if she was hot and do-able. She sounded about 70. Wow! Talking about a loss for words...I kept it going with some jerky boys attitude..."You know if your not hot enough..what about your neighbor.." She slammed the phone down. For some reason that furniture store went out of business. __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

05-08-2006, 02:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	LO FREAKING L!!!!!!!!!!! Good story dude! - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

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87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	Yeah, I TOTALLY revived that at the local music store! It is crazy over there now. - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.