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Old 06-10-2005, 08:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The same guy who waxes the dome........


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Old 06-10-2005, 09:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Why does a clock run clockwise?
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Old 06-10-2005, 06:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why are some people not allowed to start new threads in here, or is it just me?

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What is the max ordinate at a range of a M829A2 APFSDS-T round at 0 degrees elevation?
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Clock wise is really counter clockwise if you are a clock!!!
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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who invented the internet?
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Get pissed off.

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Joe Mama

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Because I own this section.

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Al Gore "claims" to have invented the internet.

- Actually it has roots back to 1969 with ARPANET (US DoD Advanced Research Projects Agency Network).

- In 1986, the National Science Foundation founded NSFNET, which replaced ARPANET.

- In 1991, Congress further expanded the Internet's capacity and speed and opened it to commercial use (here is where Gore helped out, but he didn't "invent" the internet).

- WWW (world wide web) was created in Switzerland in 1991 to allow links between documents on the internet.

- First graphical browser, Mosaic, was introduced at the University of Illinois in 1993.

Oh, BTW, I know this stuff because I taught Computer Information Sciences at American River College in Sacramento.

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I suppose at 0-degrees, as long as it takes to hit something.

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Old 06-11-2005, 02:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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One wise nut. Well done
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Old 06-11-2005, 02:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What is the length of a standard Star Destroyer?

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Old 06-11-2005, 03:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The "real" dimensions, or the dimensions of the model? I am NOT a Star Wars geek, so really, I don't know.

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Old 06-13-2005, 06:31 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Dew Rags? For moisture absorption, and ventilation, not to mention comfort under a helmet, what are your recomendations?
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When you ask like that, I would suggest to line your helmet with "All Days" liners or Pampers
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Old 06-13-2005, 10:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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OUCH. Just cause all I'm missing on my head is the yarmulke spot, doesn't mean you gotta get personal.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Regular cotton/standard el-cheapo bandanna you get at K-Mart/Wal-Mart etc works great. I usually don't wear anything in my helmet anymore.

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Old 06-13-2005, 02:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I usually don't wear anything in my helmet anymore.

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Nothing? . . . at all? Just the helmet? Ewwwwww.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yeah, so? I'm old skool bro! Sweating it out!

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