Songs that you love to hate

[87gsxrnut]

Here's one I can't get out of me friggin' 'ead:

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Aye!

- Nut

[JmalB]

That's my youth your talkin' about! hehehe
Songs I love to hate:

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[themeatmanlandry]

"Run, Run Away" by Slade

<seeeee chameeleeon lying there in the sun, all things to everyone, run, run away>

[tricker]

you are all evil men
*puts on angry music to try to get crappy music out of his head*

[cvillechopper]

This $h!t gives me DTs. Must...put...on...good...music...

*falls to the floor shaking uncontrolably*

[intimid8er]

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[Trapper]

Black Velvet by Alana Myles.

Why are y'all posting songs you hate? Isn't that like saying "Eww, gross. Here, smell this."

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by Trapper

Black Velvet by Alana Myles.

Why are y'all posting songs you hate? Isn't that like saying "Eww, gross. Here, smell this."

Hey!! I actually like Black Velvet!!

[TWALKER]

Nick Swardson and Adam Sandler did a song called "Secret". It's some pretty funny %%%%e. Check it out. The video makes it even funnier.

[intimid8er]

Originally Posted by Trapper

Isn't that like saying "Eww, gross. Here, smell this."

That's great!!

When you rip a narsty one, and you anounce that raw sewage would smell like roses compared to what just came out your ass. You could announce that you could knock buzzards of a sh*twagon with the smell....flies would leave a fresh pile of dogpoop to smell it, and yet every human being within' range, will timidly sniff, and get closer and closer till they reach the outer edges of the defilement zone. They get a whiff, then take another snort of it to be sure that it does smell like crap....then pull away in mock disgust, and loudly anounce that the perpetrator is a plethora of unpleasant adjectives.

Why do they do this?? Is it because they want to smell it? Because they secretly enjoy inhaling fecal particles? Or is it the thrill of being able to call someone a host of names with no fear of retaliation?

[cvillechopper]

Originally Posted by intimid8er

That's great!!

When you rip a narsty one, and you anounce that raw sewage would smell like roses compared to what just came out your ass. You could announce that you could knock buzzards of a sh*twagon with the smell....flies would leave a fresh pile of dogpoop to smell it, and yet every human being within' range, will timidly sniff, and get closer and closer till they reach the outer edges of the defilement zone. They get a whiff, then take another snort of it to be sure that it does smell like crap....then pull away in mock disgust, and loudly anounce that the perpetrator is a plethora of unpleasant adjectives.

Why do they do this?? Is it because they want to smell it? Because they secretly enjoy inhaling fecal particles? Or is it the thrill of being able to call someone a host of names with no fear of retaliation?

As George Carlin said "It's cause you want to rate that fart!"

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by cvillechopper

As George Carlin said "It's cause you want to rate that fart!"

You're thinking of Eddie Murphy . . .

I know you get down with your friends have a good time.

Especially fellas..ya know they play that game,
they play the fart game you know.

You know you fart around your fellas and its funny.

Dudes be doing that they be gettin in elevators
farting and laughing and %%%%.

It's nasty ! You play the fart game. I think deep
down inside people wanna smell other people's farts.

'Cos you smell them.
And people always tell you they farted.

They say: "I farted." You don't leave,
you pause a second. "Yeah, you did !"

'cos in the back of your mind you wanna
grade the fart.

'cos if it smells bad enough,
two years later you be going:
"Remember that fart you made, two years ago ?"

The fart game you play.
Starts off around the house when you're little.
Your father introduces you to it.
You'd be sitting in the house on a Saturday morning,
watching cartoons and your father make a fart and:
"That wasn't me, that was your mother."
"Oh, baby, baby ! I want a divorce, uh !
You're rotten, baby, %%%% !"
And you join in, grab your little brother,
sit on his head and fart. You ever do that?
That's a fun game, you little brother freak out and go: "Waaah"
And your father goes: "It's the fart game,
you'll play one day son."

The fart game, you get your
best friend in on that %%%% too.
You can walk up to your best friend while he's
watching a football game and fart in his face.
He won't even get mad.
He just go: "Ok, you got me."
"That was a good one, too ! My mouth was
open. My mouth was open on that !"

[cvillechopper]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

You're thinking of Eddie Murphy . . .

That's a good one too but George Carlin did a routine on the rating of farts. I think it was in a 70s show called Toledo Window Box but can't find the transcript.

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by cvillechopper

That's a good one too but George Carlin did a routine on the rating of farts. I think it was in a 70s show called Toledo Window Box but can't find the transcript.

Oops! Sorry buddy. Didn't mean to step on your toes.

[cvillechopper]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Oops! Sorry buddy. Didn't mean to step on your toes.

What can I say. I don't like you now. You will forever be my mortal enemy due to this enormous offense. Prepare to die.

*remembers the details of the protection program*

I mean... umm... no problem bud. I could easily be mistaken.

*glares as he walks away*

You will die.

[drgibson]

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[intimid8er]

You should be shot for that sir!

[cvillechopper]

Originally Posted by intimid8er

You should be shot for that sir!

+1

I've got Big Head Todd blaring in my earphones trying to get rid of it but still hear Boy George's voice. That is not right at all!!!

[87gsxrnut]

I've got Big Head Todd

I went to high school with Todd. I remember watching him play with "T.J. and the Twist" at the Battle of the Bands in '83. I actually taped that show and finally forwarded a copy of the show to them last year.

- Nut

[intimid8er]

Rock Lobster anyone?

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