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**87gsxrnut** · 09-21-2005, 02:12 PM

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. One %%%%%, Two %%%%%, Dead %%%%%, You %%%%% .
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
8. Bi-Curious George

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

1. You Are Different And That's Bad .
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert.
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster.. And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

- Nut

**drgibson** · 09-21-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. One %%%%%, Two %%%%%, Dead %%%%%, You %%%%% .
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
8. Bi-Curious George

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

1. You Are Different And That's Bad .
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert.
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster.. And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

- Nut

The ones in bold should be resubmitted I'd buy 'em

Scourge · 09-22-2005, 11:11 AM

Dude, that's wrong in so many ways. I did chuckle though.

tlwisner · 09-23-2005, 12:59 PM

That was great, I had to steal it....

IncubusIncarnate · 12-08-2005, 05:07 PM

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. One %%%%%, Two %%%%%, Dead %%%%%, You %%%%% .
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
***5. Horton Hires a Ho***
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
8. Bi-Curious George

Number 5 my fav, My Boss is TSgt Horton, lol

09-21-2005, 02:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,203	Book rejections Rejected Dr. Seuss Books: 1. One %%%%%, Two %%%%%, Dead %%%%%, You %%%%% . 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Cat in the Blender 7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 8. Bi-Curious George Little Golden Books That Never Made It: 1. You Are Different And That's Bad . 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables. 3. Dad's New Wife, Robert. 4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 6. All Cats Go To Hell 7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 8. Some Kittens Can Fly 9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption 10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 11. Strangers Have The Best Candy 12. You Were an Accident 13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 14. Pop! Goes the Hamster.. And Other Microwave Games 15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan 16. Your Nightmares Are Real 17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

09-22-2005, 11:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scourge U.B's LoveChild Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: 2002 V-Star 650 Location: Winston Salem, NC Posts: 1,253	Dude, that's wrong in so many ways. I did chuckle though. __________________ I hate rude behavior in a man, won't tolerate it..

09-23-2005, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
tlwisner Throttle Jockey Joined: Apr 2004 Bike: '05 Boulevard C50 Location: Central Kentucky Posts: 3,208	That was great, I had to steal it.... __________________ Tim Wisner AMA, SCRC Happiness is something we create

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12-08-2005, 05:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
IncubusIncarnate Seat Tester Joined: Dec 2005 Bike: 2001 Kawasaki ZR-750 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 84	Rejected Dr. Seuss Books: 1. One %%%%%, Two %%%%%, Dead %%%%%, You %%%%% . 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? *5. Horton Hires a Ho* 6. The Cat in the Blender 7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 8. Bi-Curious George Number 5 my fav, My Boss is TSgt Horton, lol

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