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Old 03-04-2008, 07:56 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Ahahah, I've been laughing all day long.
Just making an observation though.... this thread was started yesterday and already has 100 replies and over 500 views....With great power comes great responsibility GSXR... some of these guys hearts can't handle all the excitement
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:59 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Welcome! Nice to see another woman here. I am glad to see you are not letting the guys bother you too much!
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:09 PM   #103 (permalink)
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It would be like putting a 2yr old behind the wheel of a Top Fuel Dragster.
I can honestly say... i started laughing out loud at that one..
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:45 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Oooh...not a good idea to post pics. I posted a picture of myself once, between landry and snafu, i was never the same again.

I cry myself to sleep at night now
This is why I only post pics of the bike, I think I have pics of the truck in the gallery as well. Nobody wants to look at my ugly arse so I just put up pics that others will enjoy without insulting myself
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:46 PM   #105 (permalink)
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hey, you have to start somewhere, if you gonna make a fool of yourself may aswell go big and make it worth while
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:57 PM   #106 (permalink)
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hey, you have to start somewhere, if you gonna make a fool of yourself may aswell go big and make it worth while
You're Damn skippy! Go fo' broke, till it's all broke and don't go no mo'
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:01 PM   #107 (permalink)
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You're Damn skippy! Go fo' broke, till it's all broke and don't go no mo'
Hear ya on that one, now we just need to find us a couple of those, ummm, Top Fuel Dragsters
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:04 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Hear ya on that one, now we just need to find us a couple of those, ummm, Top Fuel Dragsters
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:10 PM   #109 (permalink)
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I cry myself to sleep at night now
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:26 AM   #110 (permalink)
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I can see this thread is going to be another popular one! Nice pics Jennifer, and Happy Birthday.
Don't worry, you stop counting after about 28...

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Old 03-05-2008, 08:15 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Oooh...not a good idea to post pics. I posted a picture of myself once, between landry and snafu, i was never the same again.

I cry myself to sleep at night now
Oh, come on!! You're a beautiful man! It was your boyfriend that got us started up. We've never met him , but I suspect he may be <whispers> G, A, Y.



When it comes to physical appearance, I am one step above circus act. I'm so ugly I once went camping and caught big foot hidden in the brush snapping photos of me. I once walked into a circus freak tent and the fat lady paid a buck to look at ME!! I leave a pet shop and the theft alarm sounds. I'm so ugly I could make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:42 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Oh, come on!! You're a beautiful man! It was your boyfriend that got us started up. We've never met him , but I suspect he may be <whispers> G, A, Y.



When it comes to physical appearance, I am one step above circus act. I'm so ugly I once went camping and caught big foot hidden in the brush snapping photos of me. I once walked into a circus freak tent and the fat lady paid a buck to look at ME!! I leave a pet shop and the theft alarm sounds. I'm so ugly I could make a freight train take a dirt road.
He's speaking the truth.

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Old 03-05-2008, 11:14 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Oh, come on!! You're a beautiful man! It was your boyfriend that got us started up. We've never met him , but I suspect he may be <whispers> G, A, Y.



When it comes to physical appearance, I am one step above circus act. I'm so ugly I once went camping and caught big foot hidden in the brush snapping photos of me. I once walked into a circus freak tent and the fat lady paid a buck to look at ME!! I leave a pet shop and the theft alarm sounds. I'm so ugly I could make a freight train take a dirt road.
I feel .... violated. Sure it's funny, but add to the incident all the descriptors of Landry's appearance...I'm just saying.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:22 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Oh, I'm ugly, no bones about it.

I'm so ugly:

-I make blind children cry

-People hang my picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen

-I once went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

-I look like my face caught fire and someone put it out with a cleat

-My dentist treats me by mail-order

-When I look in the mirror, the reflection ducks

-They put my face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty

-They tap 2X4s on my face to make ugly sticks

-I have to trick or treat over the phone

-When I was a baby, my parents had to feed me with a slingshot

-When I walk in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:38 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Perhaps if you didn't have that expression, you know, that one you do, all the time. Show us the sweet little boy within you.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:39 AM   #116 (permalink)
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ROFL some of those were great.
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We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:41 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Uh . . . no one's supposed to know about the "sweet little boy," Clint. His parents said that as long as the checks don't bounce, I can keep him.

I'm not really ugly, I'm just extremely non-aesthetic in appearance. Like a pineapple!! Yeah, a pineapple, that's it, I'm like a pineapple!
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:43 AM   #118 (permalink)
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A p-rick on the outside but sweet on the inside? ( why is p-rick being censored??? )
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:56 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:05 PM   #120 (permalink)
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OMG...She's gorgeous...and all of you are still way too funny for me to drink coffee while reading.
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