Hello

[Jammer]

Originally Posted by bikerbabe

She must have been very happy!!!!!!

Uh huh..The women...won't leave me alone

[bikerbabe]

You say that like it's a bad thing Jammer.

[ORBrit]

Jammer, you crack me up man!

[Jammer]

Originally Posted by bikerbabe

You say that like it's a bad thing Jammer.

Yeah I guess you're right...doesn't suck to be me But again we don't need to be talking about me...most of us on here already know we're "Chick Magnets" . We need to find out more about you.

We know you're 34, you ride (*pause* chick on a bike is just plain sexy), and you should have nice legs.

Tell us more about yourself. Like - How did you come by the name of bikerbabe? Do you prefer the company of males or females. Tell us about your idea of an ideal partner. Have you set the limits that you will only have a relationship with someone riding a Suzuki Even I have told my daughter.."Hun I will accept a good man for you even if he rides a Honda." Can you cook? What other things do you like to do besides ride? What do you do for a living to pay the bills?

you turn

[Jammer]

Originally Posted by ORBrit

Jammer, you crack me up man!

Thank you Alittle bit more of a post here.

There's a method to this craziness.

I'm a person that can take the complicated and make it simple into base principles...it's a gift. With any gift in this world comes responsibilities. Along with this with each dark time we all go through I believe, through experiences, there is always a positive way out and if you help anyother you are granted more positive experiences. In short you get perks for helping others.

My story. Since I was 21 Graduating from Penn State I tried to do it right. I married, had three children, two boys and then a daughter. No drugs, no abuse, no alchohol. Had the house with a pickett fence. I was a Scout Leader, Sunday School Teacher, sports coach in all kids sports that my kids were involved with. But you know what...I wasn't really happy now looking back. I was doing duty and loved the family. I did what needed to be done.

Then Hell broke loose. Cindy, ex-wife hit change of life. After 2 years of drugs and therapy she woke up one moring..February 11th 2002 and said, "I've made a decision..I want the kids..the house...and you out of here." Me being me..I just said, "don't touch the company we will need that to survive." We were divorce June 16th 2002. It was me, a cat, now in an apartment. I called first my old buddies in Boy Scouts and just said, "I'm like super hurting and I just don't know what to do. Can you help me?"

They helped me..well whatever...there is a camp Tuckahoe here close by..and they put me on KP...I didn't just wash dishes...I cleaned pans that weighed over 50lbs. They have these pans that can cook 100 person stews and soups in. They helped me. I got out my pain and hurt physically. I was in a protective atmoshpere with no bars..nothing bad. Just plain getting your frustrations out and anger when it hit doing pure physical manual labor while I still went to work. In two years I paid off the divorce and any bills. I came back to those same people saying, "I don't wanna do this any more." I'll admit after those many years I looked like a bodybuilder. They fed me like a king. I got to meet a few special kids and adults of course over those two years as I was the "Pan scrapper."

During this time I didn't date but I did buy a wide screen TV and one killer Stereo and home entertainment system. I mean my place now really is a movie theater.

I also taught Sunday School. I did it in the normal way. They have a program and each Sunday I would teach...some teachers wouldn't show up..but I didn't have a life so I would do what I would do..then fill in for those that would get sick...or have problems...and I would take their class.

Again by 04 I told the powers to be within Scouts that I was really tired of the pan cleaning. They smiled then asked if I would like the position of Council Training person for the Scout Leaders. I told them I was more interested in the grass roots of how to train leaders. So I became a Unit Commissioner. In Sunday School I saw a void within teaching teenagers. They were the toughest. I asked for the position.

Then I stopped over that Monday at the motorcycle dealer. People were talking to the sales person, "oh I want a bike so I can go to the beach and go cruising." I thought what liars. They want to feel like Marlin Brando. They want to lie to themselves and feel like they are something else. The group of guys were standing there when the guy asked me...it was an apifony. I said, "I wanna do a 5 mile wheelie and pick up sleay women!"

I hadn't been on a bike in 15 years. I was directed towards a 750. Not a liter because he said it would be too much.

At that point everything seemed to just fit in life. I didn't know that I would become Capt America. I was the old guy on a Gixxer. I had no relationship going so I just kept modifying my Gixxer..hard to find parts at that time. But you know I did love the attention. I could pull up to a stoplight and young kids would come up to me and just want to talk to me. All I was was on a motorcycle I thought.

My first special moment. I was riding through town. Feeling my oats. As I pulled up to a stoplight I heard a man yelling at a kid saying, "Put your helmet on!" The kid looked at me..pointed to the man saying, "Dad he isn't wearing one...why should I?!" I turned right at the light...turned up on the sidewalk...rode to the kid and dismounted. I made a fist and the kid touched back on mine. I said, "is that your Dad?" Kid said, "uh huh." Now remember here I am..Capt America. I took my helmet off my bike...put it on and said, "You're old man is right...I'll put mine on...and you too kewl?" Kid put his on...and I rode off. Yes I did a wheelie going off to make an impression..but I learned later not to do that. At that point I had this feeling that one could make a difference in this world.

I found out on Fridays there were bars that gave out free food and would give pitchers of beer for 1.50. Cheap food and drinks were next to nothing. So I went..which attracted women.

Of course at the bars I would hear how men are "as*hol**." That they are just high on themselves and have no regard for a true relationship. Enough I thought. Also let me mention I'm a hockey player..and I have an older brother than one on one can whip my rear...so the only way to beat him..is to either outsmart him or hit him with a 2x4. You learn to be fast..to run fast to get away. There was a woman so complaining about men..I walked up in my leather Gixxer jacket...smiled while she complained..and just kissed her hard on the lips saying, "you don't need to have those feelings ma luv." So what if sex was great that night...it pissed me off her saying that about men.

I heard so much complaining about men out there...and most of it I would agree with. I snapped again. Enough of this "men being as*hol**." Gotta start with the kids...then teens...then adults.

I went into that Sunday School Class saying, "Here's the rules..school has you for 180 days a year...guess what I have you for 52 and that is even if you show up...time for a quick change...you are in my class..my rules...with guidance..you are now within my class now automatically "Good Looking!"."

That then lead over to all walks of people. This thing on looks seems to hit the core of just about anyone. So I pushed it to the limit. My life my rules...you will treat your woman with dignity..you will either be compatible with her..or you will leave..but you must be who you are and love one another or go into something else.

I did that online thing..Match.com. I hit this like good looking thing..well they gave me 30 free days and then I paid for another 30. Within 29 days I can scheduled up 27 dates with this new attitude. In short...when in doubt you are good looking. If someone doesn't know you are good looking..you let them know When a man meets a woman..she wants ya. Even if she doesn't know it...you let her know that

In reality...we're all the same. We want someone who cares and also is fun and will be nice and respect our views. In the funny part..a female's legs seems to the the least offensive. I do like a woman with nice legs but I can say that publically and it's not taken as a bad thing. Boobs are the most funny thing. We all get, "Am I fat?" Or, "I need to loose weight." I found the most funny answer as, "hun I do love you for who you are..and when you complain about being fat your boobs get bigger..and then when you go and diet your body becomes harder so...see it's all like good to me as a man."

Then about 2 years ago I met this guy. I mean a total stupid idiot. A Whinner. I would date and he would say, "Better watch out for Jammer he dates so many women he will just want you for sex and is an as*ho*e." When I was approached then I came back with, "I'm not that bad...but I know what I want and a woman needs to keep up with me." Whew what an attitude. But the women that survived that...were outgoing..physical...I mean...life was good! His name was Tom...I went to Tom saying, "Tom stop being stupid because with your complaining and whinning about who I am..all you are doing is making them want me more and...the women won't leave me alone."

So now I can go to places and I'm like the pickup artist on tv. Yet with the kids I stress responsibility, caring, values, and hard work at a job to further themselves.

Bikerbabe came on,....I mean..what a plain sexy nickname. Then we had TallAnnie..well mentioned something about me being small and I just talked about the tongue. It's all a funny response on the tongue because men talk about their size.

Here is what I teach..like to anyone that comes around me. You and all of us are the sexiest thing to grace this planet. Yet we as such sexy individuals have a responsibility since we turn on so many. To love, cherrish. It is not our fault that we turn on so many. If someone does not know how sexy you are...maybe you need to remind them. You can lead with fine "Jammer" words as "Hun we have alot in common...first of all good looks."

Yet in the base form it is funny...and fun. Make life fun...funny..yet safe...with morals. Push the limits of life and learn. When it's your time it is your time. Try and make life a bit better for another knowing you will get rewarded as long as you have the insight to see how. There are perks. Always try to leave the place you were better than how you found it.

So cracking you up...kewl.

Sincerely...

PS - Early morning Sunday...getting hungry..I need to get out and turn on some ladies while I get some good bacon and eggs...

[frostbitevinnie]

Geeezzz, writing a book?

[bikerbabe]

Jammer, There is not much about me to tell you. I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. I am the 2nd youngest. I had a pretty good childhood until i turned 17. My dad died of conjestive heart failure right after i turned 17. I tried to kill myself about 11 different times because all i wanted was to be with my dad. I am married and have a 9 year old son. (Now i'm sure you guys won't talk to me now that you know that) though i hope you guys do still talk to me. My son looks just like my daddy! It is crazy! I have been with my sons daddy for almost 11 years but seperated for almost a year and got back together. I work at home on the computer selling and answering questions for the items that we make and sell. Now some of you are going to figure out who i am and probably not talk to me anymore after you hear this but here it is. My husband is bf4cm28 and he and i make drivers backrests for certain motorcycles. I mostly hang out with guys, i am a big tomboy! My first name is Allison, some people call me allie or al. I love to ride. I learned about 2 years ago. I hope that everyone on here continues to talk to me. That's about it.

[omegajim]

no, I doubt they'll stop talking.

especially since you work on bike stuff.

[bikerbabe]

I hope they don't stop talking to me!!!! I really like it here!!!! And you guys are a lot of fun and crazy!!!!!

[tricker]

holy novel jammer... i think i need a beer to just sit down and keep my add from kicking in....

[tricker]

oh and Allison...... still.....

[frostbitevinnie]

We know who you are missy grasshopper!!

I gotta get my order in soon!!

[bikerbabe]

Originally Posted by frostbitevinnie

We know who you are missy grasshopper!!

I gotta get my order in soon!!

And who might you be on kawa?!!!!!

[Jammer]

Originally Posted by tricker

holy novel jammer... i think i need a beer to just sit down and keep my add from kicking in....

lol

[Jammer]

Originally Posted by bikerbabe

I hope they don't stop talking to me!!!! I really like it here!!!! And you guys are a lot of fun and crazy!!!!!

Of course we're going to keep talking to you. Nice to know more about you Al

Sincerely...

[bikerbabe]

Thanks Jammer!!!!

[frostbitevinnie]

Originally Posted by bikerbabe

And who might you be on kawa?!!!!!

Me? I'm Frostbitevinnie grasshoppersan!

[bikerbabe]

Why are you hiding you kawa name from me? Are you shy?

[frostbitevinnie]

only when I'm neked.

[bikerbabe]

Then tell me who you are!!!!!! I won't tell anyone!!!!!