(05-16-05) Weekly poll: Sex of your bike - Page 4 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

ELGOLD C50T · 01-21-2006, 01:04 AM

I think my bike runs on testosterone, I'm just not sure which grade yet. It would need to be much smoother to be a girl and smell a lot better too.

GSX1100FL · 01-21-2006, 03:28 AM

Oh lord.

Well it can not reproduce so that removes the male, female & asexual aspect of it, since I have never taken it to a doctor to have it "fixed" as humans would be so they can not reproduce either, so that means it is an inanimate object that I ride.

Just sayin'

PENJO · 01-22-2006, 04:26 PM

I even know the ethnicity of my C90T. My baby is latina with couple big ONES in the back and trimmed waist, BIG HIPS....
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......

Heck yes, She looks Fabulous.
Her name is GLORIA

DS06C50T · 04-02-2006, 11:51 AM

OK, now that I've finally decided on a name for my bike ("Gollum"), I can vote in this poll. Obviously, I voted "boy", but that doesn't mean I like riding boys! Gollum is just too bad *** to be a girl, even a hardcore lesbian! (no offense).

mike-s · 09-17-2006, 03:53 PM

Well i haven't named my bike, though im suspecting it is female from the fact my missus calls it my "other woman", have voted accordingly

AZRyder · 09-18-2006, 09:41 AM

Since my plate reads FEATS, I had to name my bike Juanita.

Vague reference, prize goes to who can guess why lol.

Nico · 09-24-2006, 01:11 AM

Considering it's a Virago - "a mean spirited or ill tempered woman" yeah she is female. The second Virago in my life.. the only bike!

Apertureguy · 09-27-2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZRyder

Since my plate reads FEATS, I had to name my bike Juanita.

Vague reference, prize goes to who can guess why lol.

"My Sweet Juanita"...from the song by Little Feat?

AZRyder · 09-27-2006, 01:24 PM

That's the line, lol but the song is "Fatman in the Bathtub"

FoxyRoxie · 09-27-2006, 01:37 PM

I agree only females have sexy curves like my bike. Although my second bike is deffenately a male ; doesnt listen, falls on me & smells funny.
Im just kidding guys I love both my bike the same. LOL

MagnumForce · 09-27-2006, 01:42 PM

Both of my bikes are females; the M50's got the jugs and the F4i's got the curves!

Gixxerman · 10-11-2006, 08:27 AM

She's a well grown woman, who needs to be tamed every now and again

da_ticklah · 10-14-2006, 08:42 AM

mine's a girl, not knocking anybody's lifestyle but I only ride females

Texmjr · 01-16-2007, 11:35 PM

Mine's definitely a male.

Shabaman · 01-22-2007, 01:33 AM

a girl.. If I ride her for too long she make my n#ts hurt.

reddeth · 03-08-2007, 04:15 PM

Well, at first my bike was named "Deposit" because every penny I made (just about) I put into the bike.

After the wreck, I named it "Crash"

During the rebuild it was "Hassle"

Now its "Stupid piece of crap run good cause its one of the few good days of winter for me to be riding"

Robley · 03-08-2007, 08:10 PM

Mine would have to be a Tomboy, because its fun to ride & its still TUFF!

Gixxerboy · 03-21-2007, 07:36 PM

Quite a few very true statements but mine's gotta be a she! It's the closest I've been to a 3some with 2 females

lmao

**Trapper** · 03-21-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gixxerboy

Quite a few very true statements but mine's gotta be a she! It's the closest I've been to a 3some with 2 females

lmao

Sounds to me you've had the other variety.

Xerses · 03-21-2007, 10:15 PM

Not that I am complaining, but has anyone noticed this poll was started almost 2 years ago?

Also, I noticed that Louis indicated (first page) that he moved this to the weekly Pool forum! Where do I go to put on my bathing suit?

My M50 is most certainly a girl. My wife keeps saying it is my mistress.

View Poll Results: What is the sex of your bike?
Boy	32	11.99%
Girl	191	71.54%
Intersexed	10	3.75%
None of my business	12	4.49%
asexual	22	8.24%
Voters: 267. You may not vote on this poll

01-22-2006, 04:26 PM	#63 (permalink)
PENJO Found second gear by accident Join Date: Oct 2005 Bike: 2006 BOULEVARD C90T & 2006 GSX-R1000 Location: PHILADELPHIA, PA Posts: 336	Big Mamma... I even know the ethnicity of my C90T. My baby is latina with couple big ONES in the back and trimmed waist, BIG HIPS.... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....... Heck yes, She looks Fabulous. Her name is GLORIA

04-02-2006, 11:51 AM	#64 (permalink)
DS06C50T Kickstand Operator Join Date: Nov 2005 Bike: 2006 Suzuki Blvd. C50T (dark grey) Location: Ventura County, CA. Posts: 286	OK, now that I've finally decided on a name for my bike ("Gollum"), I can vote in this poll. Obviously, I voted "boy", but that doesn't mean I like riding boys! Gollum is just too bad *** to be a girl, even a hardcore lesbian! (no offense). __________________ Daryl '06 C50T... full-time hard-bagger and true dual exhaust http://www.volusiariders.com/album_p...r=DESC&start=0

09-17-2006, 03:53 PM	#65 (permalink)
mike-s Kickstand Operator Join Date: Jul 2006 Bike: RF900RT Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 292	Well i haven't named my bike, though im suspecting it is female from the fact my missus calls it my "other woman", have voted accordingly __________________ Three years, five bikes, and still tickin!

09-18-2006, 09:41 AM	#66 (permalink)
AZRyder Sit speling cheker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,868	Since my plate reads FEATS, I had to name my bike Juanita. Vague reference, prize goes to who can guess why lol. __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

01-21-2006, 01:04 AM	#61 (permalink)
ELGOLD C50T Ditch Magnet Join Date: Jan 2006 Bike: 2007 HD STREET GLIDE Location: TORONTO, CANADA Posts: 189	I think my bike runs on testosterone, I'm just not sure which grade yet. It would need to be much smoother to be a girl and smell a lot better too.

01-21-2006, 03:28 AM	#62 (permalink)
GSX1100FL Puddle Runner Join Date: Oct 2004 Bike: GSX1100FL Location: Missouri Posts: 381	Oh lord. Well it can not reproduce so that removes the male, female & asexual aspect of it, since I have never taken it to a doctor to have it "fixed" as humans would be so they can not reproduce either, so that means it is an inanimate object that I ride. Just sayin'

09-24-2006, 01:11 AM	#67 (permalink)
Nico In Training Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NoVA Posts: 134	Considering it's a Virago - "a mean spirited or ill tempered woman" yeah she is female. The second Virago in my life.. the only bike!

09-27-2006, 01:24 PM	#69 (permalink)
AZRyder Sit speling cheker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,868	That's the line, lol but the song is "Fatman in the Bathtub" __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

09-27-2006, 01:37 PM	#70 (permalink)
FoxyRoxie Where Am I ? Join Date: Apr 2006 Bike: Suzuki GSX600F Katana Location: Ottawa, ON Posts: 49	I agree only females have sexy curves like my bike. Although my second bike is deffenately a male ; doesnt listen, falls on me & smells funny. Im just kidding guys I love both my bike the same. LOL __________________ Roxie

09-27-2006, 01:42 PM	#71 (permalink)
MagnumForce Throttle Jockey Join Date: May 2005 Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i Location: Sitting on the can... duh! Posts: 3,160	Both of my bikes are females; the M50's got the jugs and the F4i's got the curves! __________________ "I love the smell of toner in the morning… it's the smell of victory!" MAJ M, Staff Officer

10-14-2006, 08:42 AM	#73 (permalink)
da_ticklah Newbie Join Date: Sep 2006 Bike: 06 V Star 650 Custom Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 3	mine's a girl, not knocking anybody's lifestyle but I only ride females

01-16-2007, 11:35 PM	#74 (permalink)
Texmjr Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Bike: Honda VTX 1300R Location: North Texas Posts: 3	Mine's definitely a male.

01-22-2007, 01:33 AM	#75 (permalink)
Shabaman Clunked into first gear Join Date: Nov 2006 Bike: Suzuki Bandit Location: Tampa FL Posts: 216	a girl.. If I ride her for too long she make my n#ts hurt. __________________

03-08-2007, 04:15 PM	#76 (permalink)
reddeth Ditch Magnet Join Date: Feb 2007 Bike: 99 GSX-R 750 (SRAD) Location: Denver, CO Posts: 167	Well, at first my bike was named "Deposit" because every penny I made (just about) I put into the bike. After the wreck, I named it "Crash" During the rebuild it was "Hassle" Now its "Stupid piece of crap run good cause its one of the few good days of winter for me to be riding"

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03-08-2007, 08:10 PM	#77 (permalink)
Robley In Training Join Date: Dec 2006 Bike: 2007 Vulcan Nomad 1600 Location: Kansas Posts: 131	Mine would have to be a Tomboy, because its fun to ride & its still TUFF!

03-21-2007, 07:36 PM	#78 (permalink)
Gixxerboy Where Am I ? Join Date: Mar 2007 Bike: GSXR600 K6 Location: Bath, England Posts: 31	Quite a few very true statements but mine's gotta be a she! It's the closest I've been to a 3some with 2 females lmao __________________

03-21-2007, 10:15 PM	#80 (permalink)
Xerses Sprocket Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Bike: '06 Black M50 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada Posts: 807	Not that I am complaining, but has anyone noticed this poll was started almost 2 years ago? Also, I noticed that Louis indicated (first page) that he moved this to the weekly Pool forum! Where do I go to put on my bathing suit? My M50 is most certainly a girl. My wife keeps saying it is my mistress. __________________ Black is still faster DAMN IT! Power Commander III USB Install Manual I Made *High quality debaffle video with drive by sound... coming as soon as someone can tell me how to digitally* blur out a plate in a video. Please PM me if you know how.**

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