(05-16-05) Weekly poll: Sex of your bike - Page 3 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

Gixxerdale · 06-01-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Gixxerdale

The Gixxer is definitely a female. The paint scheme reminds me of a Black Widow Spider. And her bit can really hurt. Just hope she doesn't decide to kill her mate anytime soon! Guess she is the Black Widow!

I posted the above earlier.

After Sundays ride, my Gixxer is most definitely a female. Only a woman could get me out of the trouble I was in on Highway 38 Sunday afternoon, and then get me home safe afterwards. She's the best girlfriend I've had! Even the wife likes her!

**inspiron** · 06-01-2005, 10:49 AM

I would hope that your Gixxer is a female ... considering all the time you spend "humping" her tank

Jammer · 06-01-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspiron

I would hope that your Gixxer is a female ... considering all the time you spend "humping" her tank

Naw for me..my Gixxer loves me for my mind

leansipper · 06-18-2005, 02:54 AM

girl. i wouldnt want to be caught ridin anythin other than a female!

Dwayne Hicks · 06-18-2005, 08:00 AM

"Its a distant cousin of my wife's nephew. Unic."

I chose none of my business. I respect its privacy...

blackie1491 · 06-27-2005, 03:33 PM

After viewing this poll my concern for humanity is at an all time high. I think if you get out a little more you might not be so deprived. Or maybe not, humanity may be safer with you all chained to your bikes,,, er keyboards

ZukiChaos · 09-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Hmmm...if the bike doesn't get me off am I asexual, or is the bike?

Pinhy · 09-06-2005, 09:35 PM

i always refer to the bike as female but my car is just an object...weird.

nhoel · 09-07-2005, 12:11 PM

Definitely female. When I clean her, I don't like the idea of touching another male... so I would definitely think my bike is a "she!!!" (Without the nagging of course)

Mavman · 11-10-2005, 10:38 PM

Right now it seems like a poor guy with gaseous issue's, but when I get the exhaust changed out it'll hopefully be a lady that puurrs like a kitten.

**drgibson** · 11-10-2005, 11:11 PM

Yes but not while it is moving.

Ohh sorry mis read the Question. Female, I could never ride a male bike.

nevanerviss · 11-11-2005, 08:05 AM

Both my bikes are male... I just can't see having something that big between my legs and it not be male...

ILm50 · 11-11-2005, 09:42 AM

My wife calls my bike my girlfriend, I guess it must be obvious

HAMMERPETE · 11-17-2005, 10:06 AM

mine resembles my bride. Nice curves and a stunnig bike tire.
Not named but it has the visual image.

stp1971 · 11-17-2005, 02:16 PM

Leave it to Pete,,,,da duh da da da duh da dAH,da du du duh du da dummmm,,,starring Rae as June,,, Maverick as Ward,, and Pete as the Beaver.....

When it comes to sex leave it to Pete to chime in!!!!!

HAMMERPETE · 11-17-2005, 03:05 PM

hey didn't your Ga state record girl resemble that 8000cc bike?

I wa just repeating the comment that I have heard so many times from stary eyed onlookers.

nevanerviss · 11-17-2005, 07:43 PM

I thought the topic was "Sex ON your bike"... My bad...

HAMMERPETE · 11-21-2005, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevanerviss

Both my bikes are male... I just can't see having something that big between my legs and it not be male...

See guys a lady with a positive attittude.
And they say they can't find woman that ride motorcycles. SESh!

hammersfan · 01-15-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FIVEINCH

Bike sex?

Whatever you do, wait til the tail pipe cools a little. Man, I'll be talkin' 'bout those scars for YEARS to come...

Man, that made me roar

tnichols · 01-17-2006, 08:52 PM

My bike is a true lady, sexy curves, wonderful attitude, always ready when I am.....but when my wife takes her out....she mutates into a man, strong, confident, and alot of fun!

Should I be worried???

View Poll Results: What is the sex of your bike?
Boy	32	11.99%
Girl	191	71.54%
Intersexed	10	3.75%
None of my business	12	4.49%
asexual	22	8.24%
Voters: 267. You may not vote on this poll

06-01-2005, 10:49 AM	#42 (permalink)
inspiron Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 13,038	I would hope that your Gixxer is a female ... considering all the time you spend "humping" her tank __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

06-18-2005, 02:54 AM	#44 (permalink)
leansipper Newbie Join Date: Jun 2005 Bike: 02' KAT 750 Location: PHX Posts: 23	girl. i wouldnt want to be caught ridin anythin other than a female! __________________ i luv traffic...makes u feel like u ridin' that much faster

06-18-2005, 08:00 AM	#45 (permalink)
Dwayne Hicks Sprocket Pilot Join Date: Sep 2003 Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125 Location: South Africa Posts: 857	"Its a distant cousin of my wife's nephew. Unic." I chose none of my business. I respect its privacy... __________________ I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hey, psycho, we're not getting back together. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

09-07-2005, 12:11 PM	#49 (permalink)
nhoel Wants Better Weather Join Date: Aug 2005 Bike: 2005 C50T Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 662	Definitely female. When I clean her, I don't like the idea of touching another male... so I would definitely think my bike is a "she!!!" (Without the nagging of course) __________________ Cash Only!!!

06-27-2005, 03:33 PM	#46 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Join Date: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,634	After viewing this poll my concern for humanity is at an all time high. I think if you get out a little more you might not be so deprived. Or maybe not, humanity may be safer with you all chained to your bikes,,, er keyboards

09-06-2005, 08:33 PM	#47 (permalink)
ZukiChaos Kickstand Operator Join Date: Aug 2005 Bike: '05 BlacknBlue C50 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 284	Hmmm...if the bike doesn't get me off am I asexual, or is the bike?

09-06-2005, 09:35 PM	#48 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Join Date: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	i always refer to the bike as female but my car is just an object...weird.

11-10-2005, 11:11 PM	#51 (permalink)
drgibson Grandpa Before My Time Join Date: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 11,240	Yes but not while it is moving. Ohh sorry mis read the Question. Female, I could never ride a male bike. __________________ *Real Men Drift on Two Wheels.*

11-11-2005, 08:05 AM	#52 (permalink)
nevanerviss Kickstand Operator Join Date: May 2005 Bike: '03 Marauder & '95 Katana Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 266	Both my bikes are male... I just can't see having something that big between my legs and it not be male... __________________ Only a biker knows why dogs hang their heads out of car windows... R.I.P. Spoonee... Ride it like you stole it!!!

11-11-2005, 09:42 AM	#53 (permalink)
ILm50 In Training Join Date: Sep 2005 Bike: 2005 M50 Blue Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 138	My wife calls my bike my girlfriend, I guess it must be obvious __________________

11-17-2005, 10:06 AM	#54 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE Refrigerator Magnet Test Engineer Join Date: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 3,526	mine resembles my bride. Nice curves and a stunnig bike tire. Not named but it has the visual image. __________________ Music pick of the Week(Timbo started it) Rare Earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsppOw2Mxk "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

11-17-2005, 02:16 PM	#55 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Join Date: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,960	Leave it to Pete,,,,da duh da da da duh da dAH,da du du duh du da dummmm,,,starring Rae as June,,, Maverick as Ward,, and Pete as the Beaver..... When it comes to sex leave it to Pete to chime in!!!!! __________________ No Signature needed.

11-17-2005, 03:05 PM	#56 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE Refrigerator Magnet Test Engineer Join Date: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 3,526	hey didn't your Ga state record girl resemble that 8000cc bike? I wa just repeating the comment that I have heard so many times from stary eyed onlookers. __________________ Music pick of the Week(Timbo started it) Rare Earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsppOw2Mxk "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

11-17-2005, 07:43 PM	#57 (permalink)
nevanerviss Kickstand Operator Join Date: May 2005 Bike: '03 Marauder & '95 Katana Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 266	I thought the topic was "Sex ON your bike"... My bad... __________________ Only a biker knows why dogs hang their heads out of car windows... R.I.P. Spoonee... Ride it like you stole it!!!

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01-17-2006, 08:52 PM	#60 (permalink)
tnichols Found second gear by accident Join Date: Jan 2006 Bike: 2005 Suzuki S50 Location: Hickory NC Posts: 308	My bike is a true lady, sexy curves, wonderful attitude, always ready when I am.....but when my wife takes her out....she mutates into a man, strong, confident, and alot of fun! Should I be worried???

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