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**intimid8er** · 11-10-2005, 10:13 AM

LUTZ - Bare Buns Biker Bash & Poker Run. Starts on 11/11/2005 and ends on 11/13/2005. Sponsored by: Lake Como Family Nudist Resort. Lake Como Family Nudist Resort is hosting the Bare Buns Biker Bash. There will be a poker run, bike parade, vendors, bike games, entertainment, food, drink and much much more. Lake Como has over 200 acres with a 35 acre lake. We are a full service resort with motel rooms, RV and tent camping. Full service restaurant, bar, a beautiful pool, hot tub, Karaoke,darts and bingo in the bar. We have a full lineup of sporting activities including tennis, volleyball, horseshoes, petanque, billards, shuffleboard and more. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Victims of Hurricane Katrina, info barebunsbikersdotcom Website: lakecomoresortdotcom[Listing ID: 2474, updated

This oughta be good for a few grins and giggles!

nhoel · 11-10-2005, 10:30 AM

Ok, I gotta look at this from my other pc, where it's not connected to work... I'm whipping out my verizon broadband wireless so I can't get fired in case it's more than just a "PG" rating on those sites!!!

**intimid8er** · 11-10-2005, 10:36 AM

I may go just to spectate at a round of naked volleyball!

I wonder.....on the Poker Run...where does a naked person store the cards they draw?

nhoel · 11-10-2005, 10:38 AM

Man oh man... i had to pull my eyes out... most of the farkling pictures they got posted are of old people!!!

**intimid8er** · 11-10-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by nhoel

Man oh man... i had to pull my eyes out... most of the farkling pictures they got posted are of old people!!!

I know!! LOL....that's what I think will make that event hilarious!!

MagnumForce · 11-10-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

I wonder.....on the Poker Run...where does a naked person store the cards they draw?

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhoel

Man oh man... i had to pull my eyes out... most of the farkling pictures they got posted are of old people!!!

Fellas, I believe you answered your own question. The cards are stored in their folds of skin, of course!

Man, just when I was going to go bed too.

nhoel · 11-10-2005, 10:48 AM

Those pictures just ruined any prospect of leg humping for me!!! LOL!!!

**intimid8er** · 11-10-2005, 10:50 AM

Actually in some of the event photos (you can't expand them though), there appear to be some normal sized people and of younger age...but there again, you can't expand the photos.

Like I said though, this could be worth a ride out just for pure entertainment....not a "boobie" hunt.

Pinhy · 11-10-2005, 06:05 PM

i'll go...when you wanna head up there?

BigD · 11-10-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Like I said though, this could be worth a ride out just for pure entertainment....not a "boobie" hunt.

Are boobies related to snipes?

**intimid8er** · 11-11-2005, 08:09 AM

Bid D....I thought of that when I posted. Taken in context of the post....I'd have to say yeah they are related to snipes!

stp1971 · 11-11-2005, 09:12 AM

Ok,, here is my nudist colony story. Actually it is kinda funny. My cousin decided about four or five years ago that we were going camping for the 4th of July. So I grab my camping gear and load it into my truck and head up to Dawsonville to meet him.

When we meet up he has his girlfriend with him and they say the campgrounds are not that far away. So I follow him. We come up to this campground called "Paradise Valley" in Dawsonville, GA. There is this gate guard there and he talks to the guard and then he goes in. The guard tells me when I pull up that my cousin already registered me in there and I could just go in. As I am driving down the road through the wooded campsites I look over and I see this old woman sitting there without her shirt on and I am like "WTF is up with that". I drive a little further and I see this old man pulling up some shorts. GROSS!!!!! Now being in the Navy and halfway around the world you would have thought that maybe the light would've started flickering,,but it didn't until I cam into a clearing where there was a tennis court and I saw two decent looking women playing tennis butt a$$ naked,, then I start looking around and that is when I realize where I am at.

Then this cute naked Philipino girl runs over to my truck and says that I must be Dustin's cousin and she leans in and gives me a hug.

I start thinking this might be alright. But then I start seeing alot of ugly fat old people that are running around naked and it just goes downhill from there. My cousins friend asks me if he can have some of my beer and I tell him I will give him 1/2 a case for the whole bottle of Wild Turkey he has which I proceed to start drinking straight from the bottle.

I got tore up but never could get the nerve to get naked. Some really cute blonde comes over and starts flirting with me and then sits in my lap (she is naked too) and then she asks for a beer,, I give her one then we start kinda playing around,, she is HOT and she is naked!!! looked like a Britney Spears when she had that cute innocent look. So anyways after making out with her for a little bit in my truck she says she will come back over later.

I am sitting there for about an hour and this beast of a woman waddles her fat a$$ over there and starts cussing me out saying that I better leave her daughter alone and she ought to call the cops to me. I tell her that her daughter is old enough to do whatever she wants to do and then she tells me that she is only 15. OOOooopppsss.

So I tell her no problem and to keep her 15 year old daughter away from me. Oh the day just goes downhill from there. There is this dance that night and everyone is naked but me. I get tired of being the outcast and I go back to the tent to pass out and as I am laying there the little hottie pops in and wants to drink and make out some more. I am so drunk I can hardly move. So I tell her she needs to leave and she starts crying and everything. Well my cousin says she still goes there and she has asked about me everytime he goes there.

He says she is super Hot now and that she is either 20 or 21 now. Hmmmm,,,makes you think bad thoughts. But alas,, that is the LAST thing I need to get involved with,, a hot 21 year old girl that likes to run around naked all the time.

Mavman · 11-11-2005, 01:09 PM

Always been a little curious about these nudist colonies and now I know.......hhhmmm kinda seems like the bad out weighs the good, at least in the long run.

**intimid8er** · 11-11-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavman

Always been a little curious about these nudist colonies and now I know.......hhhmmm kinda seems like the bad out weighs the good, at least in the long run.

I still maintain that watching a round of naked volleyball could be quite entertaining!!

Anyone notice on the website, they call the bar "The Butt Hutt"?

If I do go to this....I'm definitely gonna watch where I sit, or put my hands!!

gunslinger92557 · 11-11-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavman

Always been a little curious about these nudist colonies and now I know.......hhhmmm kinda seems like the bad out weighs the good, at least in the long run.

Yes I agree. A friend of mine is a member and he has explained to me about all of the scary looking people there. But he also said there are some fairly hot young ladies too. But I don't think the trade off would be worth it.

A couple I was friends with had invited me to go with them to one years ago. I chickened out and never went. They explained to me that it would be good for my self confidence because once you can get to where you can walk around naked in front of strangers you can do anything. But I ended up figuring out later that this couple was into more than just that when the wife who is pretty starts getting a little too affectionate with me while her husband is there watching. She invites me to uh, well it actually freaked me out at that time of my life because I did not know that couples like that existed. We were just all friends who were all in Karate and studying at the same dojo.

gunslinger92557 · 11-11-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stp1971

I tell her that her daughter is old enough to do whatever she wants to do and then she tells me that she is only 15. OOOooopppsss.

.

Fifteen will get you 30 at least.....Even in the south.

And I thought I had some bizarre life experiences..........

RampageRider · 11-11-2005, 02:05 PM

The referee jumps out and blow the whistle

and yells, personal foul, eligal use of hands and unsportsman like conduct, 15 yard penalty and ejected from the game

**intimid8er** · 11-11-2005, 02:09 PM

Sean coulda had it worse....some toothless old granny that's about 90 yrs old, coulda crawled in the sack and mauled him!!!

Capt Griff · 11-14-2005, 03:46 PM

We went this weekend, and had a blast. Lots of shapes & sizes were there, lots of custom work, and then there were the bikes

We really had a great time camping and the Saturday & Sunday rides were a lot of fun, you guys don't know what you missed..... We will be back next year

**intimid8er** · 11-14-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Griff

We went this weekend, and had a blast. Lots of shapes & sizes were there, lots of custom work, and then there were the bikes

We really had a great time camping and the Saturday & Sunday rides were a lot of fun, you guys don't know what you missed..... We will be back next year

Cool....glad you had a good time. We're looking forward to hearing some stories about it!! And welcome to the forum!

11-10-2005, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 10,078	Bare Buns Biker Bash & Poker Run! Tampa LUTZ - Bare Buns Biker Bash & Poker Run. Starts on 11/11/2005 and ends on 11/13/2005. Sponsored by: Lake Como Family Nudist Resort. Lake Como Family Nudist Resort is hosting the Bare Buns Biker Bash. There will be a poker run, bike parade, vendors, bike games, entertainment, food, drink and much much more. Lake Como has over 200 acres with a 35 acre lake. We are a full service resort with motel rooms, RV and tent camping. Full service restaurant, bar, a beautiful pool, hot tub, Karaoke,darts and bingo in the bar. We have a full lineup of sporting activities including tennis, volleyball, horseshoes, petanque, billards, shuffleboard and more. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Victims of Hurricane Katrina, info barebunsbikersdotcom Website: lakecomoresortdotcom[Listing ID: 2474, updated This oughta be good for a few grins and giggles! __________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast! Last edited by intimid8er; 11-10-2005 at 10:33 AM.

11-10-2005, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
nhoel Wants Better Weather Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2005 C50T Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 662	Ok, I gotta look at this from my other pc, where it's not connected to work... I'm whipping out my verizon broadband wireless so I can't get fired in case it's more than just a "PG" rating on those sites!!! __________________ Cash Only!!!

11-10-2005, 10:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 10,078	I may go just to spectate at a round of naked volleyball! I wonder.....on the Poker Run...where does a naked person store the cards they draw? __________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast!

11-10-2005, 10:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
nhoel Wants Better Weather Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2005 C50T Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 662	Man oh man... i had to pull my eyes out... most of the farkling pictures they got posted are of old people!!! __________________ Cash Only!!!

11-10-2005, 10:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
nhoel Wants Better Weather Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2005 C50T Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 662	Those pictures just ruined any prospect of leg humping for me!!! LOL!!! __________________ Cash Only!!!

11-10-2005, 10:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 10,078	Actually in some of the event photos (you can't expand them though), there appear to be some normal sized people and of younger age...but there again, you can't expand the photos. Like I said though, this could be worth a ride out just for pure entertainment....not a "boobie" hunt. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast!

11-10-2005, 06:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	i'll go...when you wanna head up there?

11-11-2005, 08:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 10,078	Bid D....I thought of that when I posted. Taken in context of the post....I'd have to say yeah they are related to snipes! __________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast!

11-11-2005, 09:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Ok,, here is my nudist colony story. Actually it is kinda funny. My cousin decided about four or five years ago that we were going camping for the 4th of July. So I grab my camping gear and load it into my truck and head up to Dawsonville to meet him. When we meet up he has his girlfriend with him and they say the campgrounds are not that far away. So I follow him. We come up to this campground called "Paradise Valley" in Dawsonville, GA. There is this gate guard there and he talks to the guard and then he goes in. The guard tells me when I pull up that my cousin already registered me in there and I could just go in. As I am driving down the road through the wooded campsites I look over and I see this old woman sitting there without her shirt on and I am like "WTF is up with that". I drive a little further and I see this old man pulling up some shorts. GROSS!!!!! Now being in the Navy and halfway around the world you would have thought that maybe the light would've started flickering,,but it didn't until I cam into a clearing where there was a tennis court and I saw two decent looking women playing tennis butt a$$ naked,, then I start looking around and that is when I realize where I am at. Then this cute naked Philipino girl runs over to my truck and says that I must be Dustin's cousin and she leans in and gives me a hug. I start thinking this might be alright. But then I start seeing alot of ugly fat old people that are running around naked and it just goes downhill from there. My cousins friend asks me if he can have some of my beer and I tell him I will give him 1/2 a case for the whole bottle of Wild Turkey he has which I proceed to start drinking straight from the bottle. I got tore up but never could get the nerve to get naked. Some really cute blonde comes over and starts flirting with me and then sits in my lap (she is naked too) and then she asks for a beer,, I give her one then we start kinda playing around,, she is HOT and she is naked!!! looked like a Britney Spears when she had that cute innocent look. So anyways after making out with her for a little bit in my truck she says she will come back over later. I am sitting there for about an hour and this beast of a woman waddles her fat a$$ over there and starts cussing me out saying that I better leave her daughter alone and she ought to call the cops to me. I tell her that her daughter is old enough to do whatever she wants to do and then she tells me that she is only 15. OOOooopppsss. So I tell her no problem and to keep her 15 year old daughter away from me. Oh the day just goes downhill from there. There is this dance that night and everyone is naked but me. I get tired of being the outcast and I go back to the tent to pass out and as I am laying there the little hottie pops in and wants to drink and make out some more. I am so drunk I can hardly move. So I tell her she needs to leave and she starts crying and everything. Well my cousin says she still goes there and she has asked about me everytime he goes there. He says she is super Hot now and that she is either 20 or 21 now. Hmmmm,,,makes you think bad thoughts. But alas,, that is the LAST thing I need to get involved with,, a hot 21 year old girl that likes to run around naked all the time. __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

11-11-2005, 02:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
RampageRider Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 05 Red M50 Location: Iowa, riding in the Rain! Posts: 782	The referee jumps out and blow the whistle and yells, personal foul, eligal use of hands and unsportsman like conduct, 15 yard penalty and ejected from the game __________________ . "Grow up, what a waste of a good time, if Peter Pan can do it so can we............... " 05 Red M50 (mine) 97 Yellow Honda Rebel (her's)

11-11-2005, 02:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 10,078	Sean coulda had it worse....some toothless old granny that's about 90 yrs old, coulda crawled in the sack and mauled him!!! __________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast!

11-14-2005, 03:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
Capt Griff Newbie Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 8	Bare Buns Bike Run We went this weekend, and had a blast. Lots of shapes & sizes were there, lots of custom work, and then there were the bikes We really had a great time camping and the Saturday & Sunday rides were a lot of fun, you guys don't know what you missed..... We will be back next year

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