New rapidly spreading disease just discovered!!!! - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

stp1971 · 07-21-2005, 11:56 AM

There has been an epidemic spreading across not only the Country, the Continent, but it seems it has spread across the world.

ZUKIDUDEITIS

This disease started out with a group of people who had Hogs in their living establishments,, but it seems that it has spread to other groups as well. Now infesting every type of group with the worst case seen infecting a man who goes by ZUKIDUDE thus the name was given to this disease.

Symptoms: An undescribable desire to go out and spend countless dollars trying to treat the disease by buying things that will occupy the visual optics by shining very brightly. Buying things which will help the "Heavy Gravity" feeling by making their transportation go faster. Finally never being truly satisfied and a constant yearning to change things or modify things to make it different.

Cure: There is currently no known cure. The only thing you can do is to treat the conditions by hiding their wallet, credit cards, savings account information, hiding the kids piggy banks, and putting deadbolts on the doors with the knob facing outside.

If you know someone with this condition do not look at their object of affection because possible blindness may occur. Call the CDC immediately.

A public service notice by Suzuki-Bikes.com