1 - Icehouse: First and foremost, I'm a drunk. I'm not a beer connoisseur, I'm an alcoholic. Taste is secondary, alcohol content per dollar spent is of paramount importance.
2 - Dos Equis: I'll take either one. They both get me drunk.
3 - MGD: Decent taste, good price.
4 - Budweiser: I can drink it.
5 - Busch: See reasoning behind Icehouse.
For all the insecure, pinky-tipping beer sissies that'll say, "American beer ain't really beer," I say, "Bite me." I'm drunker'n you, and I've still got gas money.
