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14. Afraid will invalidate Warranty.
13. Leather and Studs makes it too hard to raise arm
12. Refuses to wave at anyone whose bike is already paid for.
11. Loud exhaust vibrations have disabled brain's wave reflex.
10. Loss of aerodynamics would cause gas mileage to plummet from 5mpg to only 2.
9. Raising arm into wind would cause the Harley riders cigarette to go out.
8. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
7. Rushing wind would blow the scabs off the new tattoos.
6. Angry because they just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley
5. Just discovered fine print in the owners manual and realized Harley is partially owned by those "Rice Burner" manufacturers.
4. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching up to cover their ears like everyone else.
3. Last time a Harley rider waved back, they impaled their hand on their spiked helmet.
2. Just spent the morning combing their underarm hair.
1. Jealous that after spend over $30 thousand dollars they still don't own a Goldwing
Top 10 reasons Goldwing riders don't wave back:
10. Wasn't sure if you were waving or blocking the light from his show lights.
9. Afraid he might get frostbite if he takes his hands off his heated grips
8. Arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise his arm
7. Reflection from his Tulsa windscreen blinded him momentarily
6. The expresso machine just finished
5. Has actually fallen asleep in his chair
4. Was in a three way conference call with his stock broker and mechanic
3. Couldn't find the "autowave back" button on the dashboard
2. Was adjusting the CD player's programmable tracks
1. They couldn't see you over the glare from the chromed dash accents
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