I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace --
The article reads:
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"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
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So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished -- and before coming to work this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, one of Bailey's Kahlua, one Tia Maria, my Prozac, 1/2 bottle of Vodka, some valium, a 1/4 of hash, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how f**king good I feel ...
