See...a high ridin' douche I could live with. Because....I excel at all things assholish. Not that I wake up in the morning and decide that I'm going to be an ash-hole.....I just excel at it in an offhanded way. An accidental ash-hole if you will. Natural talent at it's finest. And see that's fine...but there's absolutely no way I could live with being a pretentious douche. No sir! Uh..uh! Take that to your failing bank and deposit it!
