HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Sh*t, That must be my husband!'
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So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
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A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
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The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
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And that folks............is how the fight started. |