I came up with a real philosophy to what happened with these two.
The lady was in her late 90's and didn't notice when the motorcycle hit the side of her. She drove about 15 minutes until a cop pulled her over to tell her she had a motorcycle stuck to the side of her car. She retorts, "I didn't see him officer."
The officer replies, "Just be more careful next time" and pulls the bike off the side.
She was not given a ticket because, "She's just an old lady. She didn't know."
P.S.
The physicist Has spoken.
I have been called jesus before

(Novaz23 called me that)