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themeatmanlandry · 06-12-2008, 08:41 AM

Dear Hulk Hogan and family:

I feel compelled to compose a letter letting you know something that I feel is very important: No one cares. I mean that. No one gives a %%%%. We don't think you're special, we don't envy you, we don't want to know jack %%%% about you. We want you to go away.

We don't believe you when you say you are religious. We don't think God has a way of playing heavy-handed with "negative people." If he did, surely he'd smite a flabby, fake-tanned, washed up, pretend-to-be-a-competitive-athlete, celebrity wannabe like you . . . but he hasn't, so we know the system doesn't work like that.

Your daughter is a "Butter Face," who looks exactly like you, and your son is the kind of kid we all hate in public, especially in traffic. For our sake, I hope he never makes it out of prison. I'm not sure what to make of your wife, other than that she may very well be an exact genetic copy of you with boobs and less muscle. Whatever she is, it's obvious that you both share that fake tan %%%% you slather all over yourself to hide your hideous natural skin tone.

Just because you have (had?) a reality show doesn't mean anyone's watching. Please go away. Take your mansion, take your big mouth, take your unreasonably high opinion of yourself, all your wipe-on tanning oils and your stupid pre-torn yellow shirt and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Stop defaming the guy your stupid son almost killed, stop crying crocodile tears on Larry %%%%ing King, and for the love fo God, stop going out in public. You are ugly and we just can't bear it anymore. Your services are no longer required. In short, you are being fired from public view. You are banished.

If you have any questions, %%%% off.

Landry
Cajun Commando

[EDIT] P.S. Take Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the entire cast of Grey's Anatomy, Charo and that crazy %%%%% Denise Richards with you.

06-12-2008, 08:41 AM	#547 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Dear Hulk Hogan and family: I feel compelled to compose a letter letting you know something that I feel is very important: No one cares. I mean that. No one gives a %%%%. We don't think you're special, we don't envy you, we don't want to know jack %%%% about you. We want you to go away. We don't believe you when you say you are religious. We don't think God has a way of playing heavy-handed with "negative people." If he did, surely he'd smite a flabby, fake-tanned, washed up, pretend-to-be-a-competitive-athlete, celebrity wannabe like you . . . but he hasn't, so we know the system doesn't work like that. Your daughter is a "Butter Face," who looks exactly like you, and your son is the kind of kid we all hate in public, especially in traffic. For our sake, I hope he never makes it out of prison. I'm not sure what to make of your wife, other than that she may very well be an exact genetic copy of you with boobs and less muscle. Whatever she is, it's obvious that you both share that fake tan %%%% you slather all over yourself to hide your hideous natural skin tone. Just because you have (had?) a reality show doesn't mean anyone's watching. Please go away. Take your mansion, take your big mouth, take your unreasonably high opinion of yourself, all your wipe-on tanning oils and your stupid pre-torn yellow shirt and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. Stop defaming the guy your stupid son almost killed, stop crying crocodile tears on Larry %%%%ing King, and for the love fo God, stop going out in public. You are ugly and we just can't bear it anymore. Your services are no longer required. In short, you are being fired from public view. You are banished. If you have any questions, %%%% off. Landry Cajun Commando [EDIT] P.S. Take Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the entire cast of Grey's Anatomy, Charo and that crazy %%%%% Denise Richards with you. __________________ Go to hell Last edited by themeatmanlandry; 06-12-2008 at 08:51 AM.