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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry  [Captain Kirk voice]
Stardate: 5-28-2008. I am still trapped on the planet of diarrhea volcanoes. The volcanic activity has grown in intensity over the last few hours. The flowing feces has reached a depth over my waist. I, fear for Spock, upon whose shoulders I now stand. |
[Ace Ventura voice doing a Captain Kirk voice while talking into his sunglasses]{voiced beep} Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER.{voiced beep}