First off...Happy Birthday!
I'm not 31 yet, I've got 9 years to go, but I'm going to make some predictions...
1: Married? - Yes
2: Kids? - 2
3: In Jail? - Yes
4: Job? - No
5: Yearly Income? - Depends on how much unemployment is paying 9 years from now.
6: Rent or Own? - The jail cell? It's free.
7: Drunk or Sober? - They don't let me drink in here.
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