[Kooter]

Originally Posted by diamond_jim

With the stock foot peg setup, you ride. With the forward controls, you cruise.

You ever see that guy out on his his cruiser and you say to yourself, "Man, that guy looks cool"? That's cause he's plantin' his feet on some forward controls.

Now, how to tell your wife. When she's got her back turned to you and she's doing the dishes, vacuuming, ironing or doing other menial housework, walk up behind her, put your hands on her hips in a slightly provocative manner, bring your lips right up close to her ear and whisper, in your best Berry White voice, "Baby, for $135, I can get 3 1/2 more inches." When she turns around with a huge smile and starts to ask how, just press a finger to her lips and say, "Don't worry, baby, I'll take care of it all. If it's alright with you then just nod."

She'll nod.

Then smile and walk away.

And hide the bill.

Hahaha!