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Old 03-16-2008, 07:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
B-Rex
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Bike: 2008 Suzuki B-King
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Default The B-King and Dating Lady Pro Wrestlers

I've seen/heard a lot of comments about the B-King's looks. There is no doubt that the bike generates strong opinions about its appearance, both pro and con. I have to say that I think it's a gorgeous bike. I admit that things like its airboxes and flaring exhaust cans look very different than what I'm used to seeing on motorcycles. But different isn't always a bad thing.

I see a strong comparison between owning a B-King and having a female pro wrestler as a GF or a wife. Like a lady pro wrestler:

1) It's big
2) It's twin airboxes are huge, in your face....and made of plastic
3) Its curves and angles are exaggerated
4) Everywhere you go, people stare and point
5) Some people, males and females, think it's really hot
6) When riding, you have to hang-on for dear life when it gets revved up
7) Treat it with respect or you'll get your ass kicked



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