I of course was speaking metaphorically....
I mean really...??? Who craps on their floor???
*intimid8er sidesteps a pile on his way to coffee machine*
*ponders at the chemical cabinet......selects can labeled "Old Skool Lysol"........bemusedly covers pile of crap with Lysol on the way back to the computer.* Toilet...schmoilet....who needs 'em...my wife'll get that later....I'll blame it on the Dachshund..