Interviewing the "man on the street" for weather is as retarded as interviewing a sports star about their plans for the game.
Man on Street: "Yeah, it's, uh, snowing." <DUH!>
Sports Star: "My plan is to step it up on defense and try to move the ball every chance I get." <Double DUH!>
Just once, I'd like to hear:
Man on Street: "Snowing?!? WTF? I wish I'd noticed sooner, I wouldn't have worn these suede bermuda shorts."
Sports Star: "I just want to play as many seasons as I can without getting hurt so that I don't have to go back to the lifestyle I was living before. I am so high."
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