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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry  Kay, it's like this: Some Americans can take anything and turn it into a sexual inuendo.
-Personally, I like pie.
-I get off at 5.
-She runs a mean jackhammer.
-Hand me those balls.
-Nice tints.
See what I'm talking about?  
It's not you, sweetie, sadly it's us.  |
You could take anything and add "I'd like to.........." in front of it. For example a car shop.
"I'd like to..........
Rotate her tires."
Let her change my oil"
Torque that bolt"
Align those headlights."
See what I mean. But I would never dream of saying any of those things.
