In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
I guess no " WHO's Yo Daddy spanking"
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"There's not a whole lot ways this can go right"
- Johnny Knoxsville
"I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for."
- RIP George Carlin.
Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!
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