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Old 09-10-2007, 11:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
LOL, yeah that's kinda ... odd.

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
That's pretty stupid.

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
Yeah, same reaction... a brick?

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")
Eep, so I guess getting head is better than losing your head.

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
- How do I apply for this one?

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
DOH!

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
Now this one is kinda funny... I guess when someone has to get the fish out of the tanks they don't want to get their shirts wet.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
Eww?

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
Interesting lol!

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
I've had a few instances of my breath smelling like ass, but that's taking it to a new extreme.
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