A wee smile for your morning?
Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts "Awa ye feel hoor that's full O coos Sharn"
"(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow %%%%e.)"
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
