Ogay occifer, you got me. I'se drunk . . . but I only hadacuplle.
There's a DUI commercial ("They sell those?" "Hell, yes . . . and they ain't cheap."

) in TN, where the cop asks the guy, "I detect the odor of alcohol. have you been drinking?" The idiot drunk says "Not really."
"Not really." WTF kind of answer is that?? That's like saying you're "kind of" a virgin. Dumba$$.