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DrBob · 10-04-2006, 03:02 PM

1) Get empty luggage from closet.

2) Chase cat out of closet.

3) Chase kitten out of closet.

4) Put bag on bed, turn around to get first item of clothing out of dresser.

5) Remove cat from bag.

6) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item.

7) Remove kitten from bag

8 ) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item.

9) Remove cat AND kitten from bag

10) Repeat steps 5-9 several times, regretting that you ever chased the little monsters out of the closet

10) Return to closet to get something, which you don't intend to pack but you figure the cat and kitten will stay in the closet

11) Leave cat and kitten in closet while and go to get another item from dresser

12) Turn to put item in bag, only to find that cat has no further interest in closet now that you are not trying to chase it out of there

13) Remove cat from bag.

14) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item.

15) Remove kitten from bag. Kitten also has not further interest in closet

16) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item.

17) Remove cat AND kitten from bag

18 ) Repeat steps 13-17 until bag is full

19) Complete packing, place bag on living room floor with bungee cords to attach it to bike

20) Get helmet from closet.

21) Chase cat from closet, which no longer has any interest in bag now that you want it out of the closet.

22) Put helmet on bar. Search house for bungee cords, which the kitten ran off with while you were chasing the cat out of the closet

23) After searchin entire house, give up on bungee cords and open closet to get replacement bungee cords.

24) Find kitten and original bungee cords in closet

25) Chase kitten from closet, grab bungeee cords

26) chase cat from closet

27) Bungee cords in hand, remove kitten from helmet and grab helmet

28 ) Remove cat from bag, pick up bag

29) Realise you don't have the bike key.

30) Put down helmet, bungee cords, and bag, locate bike key

31) Search house for bungee cords, which the kitten ran off with while you looking for the key

32) After searchin entire house, give up on bungee cords and open closet to get replacement bungee cords.

33) Find kitten and original bungee cords in closet

34) Chase kitten from closet, grab bungeee cords

35) Chase cat from closet

36) Bungee cords in hand, remove kitten from helmet and grab helmet, bungee cords, key

37) Remove cat from bag, pick up bag

38 ) Carry bag, helmet, key, and bungee cords to bike. Neighbors think you are insane because you are laughing out loud while strapping bag to bike.

10-04-2006, 03:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
DrBob In The Zone Joined: May 2004 Bike: several Location: Decatur, GA Posts: 2,764	How to pack for a motorcycle trip at Dr Bob's house 1) Get empty luggage from closet. 2) Chase cat out of closet. 3) Chase kitten out of closet. 4) Put bag on bed, turn around to get first item of clothing out of dresser. 5) Remove cat from bag. 6) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item. 7) Remove kitten from bag 8 ) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item. 9) Remove cat AND kitten from bag 10) Repeat steps 5-9 several times, regretting that you ever chased the little monsters out of the closet 10) Return to closet to get something, which you don't intend to pack but you figure the cat and kitten will stay in the closet 11) Leave cat and kitten in closet while and go to get another item from dresser 12) Turn to put item in bag, only to find that cat has no further interest in closet now that you are not trying to chase it out of there 13) Remove cat from bag. 14) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item. 15) Remove kitten from bag. Kitten also has not further interest in closet 16) Place item in bag, turn around to get another item. 17) Remove cat AND kitten from bag 18 ) Repeat steps 13-17 until bag is full 19) Complete packing, place bag on living room floor with bungee cords to attach it to bike 20) Get helmet from closet. 21) Chase cat from closet, which no longer has any interest in bag now that you want it out of the closet. 22) Put helmet on bar. Search house for bungee cords, which the kitten ran off with while you were chasing the cat out of the closet 23) After searchin entire house, give up on bungee cords and open closet to get replacement bungee cords. 24) Find kitten and original bungee cords in closet 25) Chase kitten from closet, grab bungeee cords 26) chase cat from closet 27) Bungee cords in hand, remove kitten from helmet and grab helmet 28 ) Remove cat from bag, pick up bag 29) Realise you don't have the bike key. 30) Put down helmet, bungee cords, and bag, locate bike key 31) Search house for bungee cords, which the kitten ran off with while you looking for the key 32) After searchin entire house, give up on bungee cords and open closet to get replacement bungee cords. 33) Find kitten and original bungee cords in closet 34) Chase kitten from closet, grab bungeee cords 35) Chase cat from closet 36) Bungee cords in hand, remove kitten from helmet and grab helmet, bungee cords, key 37) Remove cat from bag, pick up bag 38 ) Carry bag, helmet, key, and bungee cords to bike. Neighbors think you are insane because you are laughing out loud while strapping bag to bike. __________________ Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die tomorrow. You MUST obey the pug dog! Last edited by DrBob; 10-04-2006 at 03:11 PM.