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Originally Posted by tlwisner I'm starting my new website: www.busas4newbs.com For the small $40 membership fee, I will tell you whatever you want to hear about your foolish bike choice.
Greatest hits such as:
"It's only a 600..."
"Just be smart, the R1 is docile"
"The SV is a girls bike - get the Gixxer 1000 dude!"
"Get a helmet that matches your flip-flops, safety is important."
"Just don't get insurance, it costs too much."
That's why I voted for No Bike is too powerful. |
Don't forget to add:
"Your girlfriend's face will still be pretty if she's wearing your helmet after she slides 300 ft at 70+ mph wearing shorts and a tank top."
"Her parents will still think you are marrying material after above incident."
"Wheelies cause absolutely no damage to the bike!"
"180 mph on a public highway is absolutely acceptable as long as you don't get caught."