We have a sign near the coffee pot. It reads " The dedicated coffee maker is on vacation this week ...so don't be jackass and drink the last cup without making another pot..."
What chaps my butt..is we have a guy that makes a fresh pot and then turns the maker off? So the coffee is cold? Who the hell drinks cold coffee? Thats like drinking hot beer!
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