Caught 'em

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Let me first mention that very few things here in the office terribly upset me but this was one.
I work nights & for the past 3 or 4 weeks I've been making coffee before the morning shift arrives. It only takes about 4-5mins to brew but I give it an additional 5 mins to settle. Well, in that time some selfish bas**** has been helping him/herself to all but 3 drops w/o even attempting to make another pot

. This went on, & on, & on.....as stated for roughly 3-4 weeks. I only let it go this long in hopes that the selfish bas**** would realize his/her selfishness & make a friggin' pot for others to enjoy....you know...the TEAM concept! Heck, all the supplies are right there on the table.
Well, I timed this brew and made it to the coffee area to find some schmuck w/an ungodly sized mug...u guessed it, full of
ALL the coffee. I startled him when I turned the corner & I immediately lit into his selfish arse. Didn't even give him time to gain his composure. "You selfish bas**** why don't you start another pot. It's 4 pots here & all you gotta do is start another. You've been doin' this for a month now....yadda, yadda, yadda...
Anyhow, didn't realize how loud I was but found out when I turned the corner to find several people nodding in agreeance w/whatever it is I said to the poor guy. He started apoligizing walking behind me but when I turned around and looked him in the eye

he quickly backed up & left (started to use my heat vision on 'em). Coulda been a director or manager for all I know but I'm sure I'll find out who he is when I get to work tonight.
Whew...that's my rant for the day!