#16: When encounter is made with Gixxernut; tootle the horn vigorously. Do not make eye contact with dreaded Gixxer rider.
#17: Maintain vision of RowdyRed in rear mirror; do not allow him to overtake as you may discern frightening odor from rider.
#18: When approaching Pinhy, do not scoff at either rider, M50 or any of their parts. Pay no attention to rider's lack of helmet; tootle once with authority and overtake, giving wide berth.
Anyway.... you get the idea.....