When I talk to my mother on the phone, three questions are asked, almost always in this order:
1) Did you get rid of that deadly red motorcycle (Answer: no no no no)
2) When are you going to meet the right girl and give me grandchildren (Answer: probably never, talk to your other children)
3) Why don't you come visit me very often (Answer: because of the above two questions)
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