I always keep several doughnuts with me as anti-ticket countermeasures. When they get on your tail,,slow down,,throw a doughnut on a side street, and when they turn onto the side street to retrieve the doughnut,, keep going straight and get outa there before they finish picking up the doughnut.
Seriously though,,, about 7 times..... but if I would've had those doughnuts with me then......
__________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" 
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